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Dark Shadows Captions, Episode 664 Online
« on: March 15, 2012, 09:38:08 PM »
Episode 664 of Dark Shadows Captions, the only caption novel you can get without a prescription is online.  And as long as you'll have to get used to a tongue-in-cheek version of DS once the new movie comes out anyway, you might as well start getting used to it now.  (And this one comes guaranteed to be closer to the original version than Burton's).  This week, our brief vacation from the thrilling Who Killed Bill Malloy and Shot JR? storyline continues.

Last week, as you'll recall, Barnabas had gone back in time to 1796 to save the lives of Vicki and Peter Bradford, and ended up batting .500.  Unfortunately, it was the WRONG .500, since it was Vicki, not Peter, that he'd hoped to make time with afterwards.  With Vicki's execution imminent, Barnabas retires to the study to ponder his options, only to find the body of a Dock Hooker he'd munched earlier that night sitting in a chair beside him.  He immediately rushes to Joshua yelling "She followed me home, can I keep her?"

Okay, that's NOT what happens.  To find out what does happen, you'll have to read it yourself.  (Hint:  Who's your favorite witch?  Not Wendy, keep guessing...)

http://graeme.t15.org/burkedevlin/1796/0664/

PREVIOUS EPISODES IN THIS STORYLET

EPISODE 661
http://graeme.t15.org/burkedevlin/1796/0661/

EPISODE 662
http://graeme.t15.org/burkedevlin/1796/0662/

EPISODE 663
http://graeme.t15.org/burkedevlin/1796/0663/

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Re: Dark Shadows Captions, Episode 664 Online
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2012, 11:11:31 PM »
Oh man! I remember these on the SciFi website! They were a lot of fun! Now I've gotta go back and read them, thanks for posting!

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Re: Dark Shadows Captions, Episode 664 Online
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2012, 03:45:25 PM »
Yeah, I did do these back on Caption This in the old days.  Some funny stuff was posted there, but it ended up being dissatisfying because a lot of the jokes only made sense if the episode was fresh in your mind.  It's too much trouble to dig a videotape out of a box (if you even have one), and watch an episode before you can read captions.  That's why the current batch has been written to be able to stand alone.  The intention is that you should be able to read these and follow the plot even if you've never seen the show in your life. (Although this 1796 does need to have an introduction page written, so that people know where they're starting from).

Those little marquees at the top of every page (Today on Dark Shadows...) have the kind of 1-shot one-panel jokes that you used to see on Caption This.  A lot of them are funny, but don't really fit into the main story, and so have to be presented separately.  Like the one about "The calls are coming from INSIDE the coffin!"  It cracks me up but there's no way to squeeze it into what's happening in that scene.

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Re: Dark Shadows Captions, Episode 664 Online
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2012, 05:27:56 PM »
Whoops, that "the calls are coming from inside the coffin" joke is actually from next week's stuff.  Nobody will be able to see it now.