The slide of Collinwood shown at the beginning was backwards AND filthy!
Later, Bruno was choking AND carrying on a conversation. (Pins in a doll to cause choking?)
Sabrina to Cyrus: "Before I throw my arms about you and make a fool of myself, it
is an engagement ring, isn't it?"
If it isn't, then immediately placing it on your left ring finger already made you look like one.
We got a kissless engagement scene between Cyrus and Sabrina, and Sabrina apparently wasn't at all bothered by it.
I hope she's not holding her breath to hear him say the L word--
Sabrina: "I love it, and I love you."
Cyrus: "I guess you know how I feel about you."
Thomas Findley and John Hart are dead in PT too.
In the end credits, Bruno wasn't given a last name and Gladstone wasn't given a first name.