"Julia locked herself and Morgan in the drawing room with the intention of giving Morgan a severe bare-assed spanking for locking Bramwell and Catherine in The Room!!"
Ghost Hunters (9/8c, A&E): The channel doubles down on supernatural shenanigans as the series that launched a trend moves from Syfy (where it stopped producing originals in 2016), with original team leader Grant Wilson taking a new team of paranormal investigators on eerie missions.
"Julia was shocked when Kendrick showed her that he had The Mark Of The Fractured Penis on his hand because she immediately knew it meant that he and Melanie would never consummate their marriage!!"