Episode #0760

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[Lydia]

Setup:

Edward: Cousin Barnabas, I feel I must set you right about a certain matter.  When a Maine gentleman goes to another gentleman's house for dinner - as I went to your house for dinner tonight - he does not expect...

[CallieWL]

...he does not expect to be called upon to set the table, prepare his own meal or any other servile task.

[Sara Monster]

"to find that the only booze served is a damn claret cup"

"the servants lounging in the next room, watching Jerry Springer while talking loudly"

"a bill after the meal is served"

"Jello & cereal as the main course"

"the host to be wearing a cheesehead hat"

[Lydia]

"to find that the only booze served is a damn claret cup"

Perfect!

[Uncle Roger]

To be given a music box and called Josette