"hitting on high school girls"
"sliding down the stair's banister"
"using 1960s slang to describe his ex-wife"
"throwing rocks at squirrels in the front yard"
"stealing silverwear by stuffing them in his pants"
"drawing stink lines & word balloons on the pictures in the family album"
"blindly swinging a baseball bat at Grandmother's prized collection of crucifixes & crosses displayed in the Living Room at Collinwood"
