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To me, there are certain things that cannot be redone.  Only the original completely works because of a combination of reasons:  the time in which it was made; the unique production team; the cast, and many other effects.  Without that unrepeatable combination, it's not going to happen.  Just image a remake/reboot/whatever-one-wants-to-call it of Gilligan's Island.  Yes, they did have those three made-for-TV sequel movies with most of the original cast and production team, but they just weren't up to par and each film was worse than the one before.  Gilligan's Island still causes laughs because of how well it worked at that time and with unique instances during its filming, such as Jim Backus improvising and his film-mates learning how to go along with it and properly and comically respond off-the-script.  That can't be recaptured or repeated.  The same, to me, with The Munsters.  Herman can only be played by Fred Gwynn and only with Yvonne DeCarlo as Lily and Al Lewis as Grandpa (and even Beverly Owens/Pat Priest and Butch Patrick in their characters).  It was a combination of their chemistry along with plots, scripts and direction. 

Just honor and enjoy The Munsters for what it originally was and can never be again.  One cannot redo the Mona Lisa; any attempt will always be a weak facsimile.

Gerard

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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: Scream, Blacula, Scream
« on: May 21, 2024, 12:53:57 AM »
A question I forgot to pose (probably because it's not related to the point I was making): What in the world is it about female vampires that when a woman dies and rises as a vampire, suddenly every hair on her head seems to be tease up to within an inch of its undead life?! Some of Scream, Blacula, Scream's female vampires, far from looking scary, look ridiculous. And it's not just a phenomenon linked to the '70s because it even continues today (though thankfully not in shows like Interview with the Vampire).

I think, MB, it's the result of a sung motto from hair color adds back in the early/mid seventies:  "Because vampires have much more fun!"

Gerard

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This is an episode that I found really terrifying and almost gut-wrenching, not from any gore, but from the horror the band of thespian vampires commit regarding their victims.  What makes it compelling is that the first victim, up on the stage, futilely pleading with the audience - who all thought it was an act - to help her.  She's quite innocent, a visiting Belgian to Paris, a wife and mother, simply selected for slaughter just because she's an innocent wife and mother and with no mercy the chorus of vampires turn her into fodder.  And then there's the bloodbath of wealthy Parisians in an elegant chateau, but they deserve it because as their fellow French wallowed in misery from the shortages of war, they used their riches to scoop up whatever limited or rationed necessities or luxuries of life were available.  So, at a party using all those resources for their wanton desires, the vampires eradicate them in screams of terror and pain.  And we got to see it, in the background, as Louis and Armand were deep in conversation in the foreground, ignoring the mayhem of massacre with shadows in windows turned into splattering of blood and bodies hurtling to the ground with vampires feasting on them.  Now that's how to film a horror TV series. 

I can't wait until next Sunday.

Gerard

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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: Scream, Blacula, Scream
« on: May 20, 2024, 01:05:54 AM »
On my cable package, there is a collection of movie channels that belong to STARZ that are included, rather than a subscription.  They play both Blacula and Scream, Blacula, Scream on a regular basis.  I saw the former in the theater, but, for some reason, never saw the latter on the big screen.  I finally saw it on TV on some local late-night monster movie show.  Now, it's repeated quite frequently on the afore-mentioned STARZ affiliate.  (Usually, both films are aired back-to-back.)  When it rains, it pours.

Gerard

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I'm finding it rather curious as to why articles have been focusing on the recasting of Claudia, originally played by Bailey Bass in the first season, and now by Delainey Hayles, as if it's somewhat controversial.  Articles originally published during the first season had already mentioned, in passing, that the role would have to be recast because, while Claudia cannot age, the actress playing her does.  It was no big deal back then.  Now the discussion of replacing Claudia seems to be almost national-enquirerish, as if it's been discovered that whoever plays her has been dating Bigfoot and the batboy. 

Gerard

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Well, I found it a powerful entry into the second season.  I especially found fascinating how the plot was woven into the history of war-ravaged Romania towards the end of WWII and its subjugation by the Soviet forces that arrived as liberators and remained as conquerers.

Gerard

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I also watch the "monster channels," as I call them on Pluto, Bob!  It really does have tons of stuff unavailable on many other streaming services that are beginning to charge the equivilent of a downpayment for an oceanview house in Santa Monica. 

Gerard

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Last night, here in my assisted living community, after one of the sessions where we're forced to make ashtrays and candy dishes out of popsicle sticks, as I rested in my apartment watching TV, the cable (Comcast - horrible stuff) went down all throughout this region.  Most residents here have to use Comcast for their viewing pleasure, unless they're streaming (something technologically over most of their heads) because there is no other cable alternative.

So while there were some anxious moments amongst my neighbors, I just plugged my computer into the TV and called up Pluto, on which I once again enjoy watching Dark Shadows.  I noticed something in the results for DS that I had either missed or was new - either way, I never saw it before.  It's an MPI documentary made, I believe, in 2019 about Dan Curtis and his life and times from the moment he entered the world all the way until his passing.  Of course, most of it was focused on DS and had scores of our favorite DS alumni offering commentary on what it was like working for him (which, all stated, could be very difficult - Barbara Steele even quit and walked off the set of DS-'91, but returned the following day).  It was a thoroughly enjoyable documentary to watch and I learned quite a few things I didn't know before.  It was long, but that's partially because Pluto has commercials which is what makes it a free streaming service (but the ads, other than during the first break, were rather few and would consist of only one).  The cable service was rather quickly restored (two hours ahead of the predicted repair time - that's shocking, considering it's Comcast) but I continued to watch the presentation until the end (and then, since I had it all plugged in and turned on, I grabbed some of my usual DS reruns). 

So, if you haven't seen this enjoyable and informative documentary, now you can, totally free, on Pluto.  You don't have to register unless you want to in order to have your own favorites library.  Just type "Dark Shadows" into the search and voila

Gerard

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Testing. 1, 2, 3... / Re: New Easter Smileys
« on: May 06, 2024, 01:19:36 AM »
As they say in Greek:  Christos Anesti!  Alithos anesti!

Gerard

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It was enjoyable to watch.  One had to pay somewhat close attention to the finale to find out what it was all about.  Were there better seasons of AHS?  Of course; they're all going to be ranked, just like every plot of DS.  Delicate is not classic TV, but that doesn't mean watching it was time not well spent.  It was fun; that's all it was intended to be.

Gerard

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The BBC Jordan version is the closest to the novel, but note that I said closest.  I don't think there has every been a cinematic version that has been 100% adapted from Stoker's novel.  For example, Dracula's appearance.  When Harker meets him, he has long, grey hair and a huge grey moustache.  Coppola's version did show him as an old man, but not soup-strainer (he did have one when he appeared younger, according to Stoker's description).  It's like how in the three version's of Stephen King's Carrie, none of the actresses (Spacek/Bettis/Moretz) looked like King's description.  She was overweight (bully nicknamed in the novel "puddin") and unattractive.  And there has yet to be a cinematic version of Dracula to show how he was dispatched in the novel.

Gerard

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From the latest trailer, there were clips of reviews that were positive, so I'm curious to see the film.  But then, the studio is not going to have clips of negative reviews.

Gerard

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I just finished reading the novel (got it through interlibrary loan), and the AHS version of it does have major differences.  Like the article states, in the novel things don't go so bad for Anna at the climax, so I'm curious to see how the final episode goes. 

Gerard

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Bob, I'm thinking if DS were shot today, fashions might be courtesy of H&M (one of my favorite stores) - all the fashions at bargain-basement prices.

Gerard

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I don't know, Bob.  I'm thinking that Collinsport's most sophisticated shopping center, would've been SS Kresge's.  It would be where everyone did their shopping, from back-to-school apparel to Christmas gifts, and everything in-between.  And, to compete with the Collinsport Inn coffee shop, there might even be a lunch counter.  If the denizens, including the Collins family, wanted something more cosmopolitan, they would take the drive to Bangor to shop at Woolworth's. 

Gerard