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Messages - McTrooper

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better insult customers at the cafe and still keep her job

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go out and watch a pianists playing

1338
gamble your earnings

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go pick sea shells by the sea shore for his side business Collinsport Shell-Ectibles LLC

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Sam was trying to figure out what kind of bra to get Maggie for Christmas.

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Sam was always careful with his invisible paint set since it was so expensive.

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Liz:  Don’t act like I’m some stuck up person that you need to walk around on eggshells or impress.  I’m a nice person.  Just don’t go into the basement or there’s a fire poker with your name on it.

1342
the Penguin’s pink knockout gas

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The Cigarette Smoking Man’s time traveling smoke smog

1343
moved the couch a quarter inch to the left

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threw out the three month old bread that only had a little mold on it

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Caption This! - 1795/1796 / Re: Episode #0413
« on: December 29, 2022, 04:41:31 PM »
Victoria: When I’m from some people bell bottoms.

Peter:  Why would anyone want bells on their bottoms? 

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Victoria:  I don’t know why it’s hard to say you’re name without laughing.

Peter:  That’s okay.  Maybe you can call me my middle name ’Richard’.

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Victoria:  My favorite food is meatballs with grape jelly.



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Jason:   . . . and that’s when I found out the gal I was dating only had one huge track of land instead of two.

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Burke:  Don’t mind me I’m just enjoying the delightful smell of Mrs. Johnson’s mayonnaise.

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Elisabeth:  You see that’s how you blow out a candle. 
But frankly most of the time they blow out dramatically around here so you probably won’t get a lot of practice.

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Note:  Pretty sure that happened at least once.

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Victoria:  Remember David if you don’t brush your teeth you’ll end up looking like when your teeth fall out.

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Jason:  Why you must be Joe.  I remember you as a little one always eating paper or dirt.  Always wondered if you’d survive. 

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Matthew:  Now listen Carolyn, I haven’t seen your cheese.  I’m getting tired of you asking me.