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Offline Midnite

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Please join papa Barnabas Collins, mama Dr. Julia Hoffman
and sibling Willie Loomis
in welcoming


Adam Collins

to the world!

Born Created May 10, 1968 with an encore
creation May 20, 2002 at 10:58 a.m. P.T. (Pacific, not Parallel)
Weight:  280 lbs.
Length:  77 in.
Place of birth creation:  Dr. Lang's Laboratory



Baby gift registry:

Kentucky Fried Chicken
"Chicken legs our specialty"

Zales Jewelers
"Your source for 'shiny, glittery objects'"

Collinsport Big & Tall Baby Duds

Radio Shack

"Toys for big boys, including reel to reel recorders
that even an idiot, er, child can operate"


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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man! (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2002, 09:09:32 AM »
ROFLMAO!!!!  [lol2]

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2002, 09:44:39 AM »
Midnite, that's wonderful!! ;D ;D ;D
Josette

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2002, 10:07:10 AM »
CONGRATULAIONS! TO THE PROUD PARENTS!          [/glow][/color] [/size]


ROTFL!!  Midnite, That is priceless!! :)                                                      
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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2002, 04:41:10 PM »
Cool Midnite!

but have to admit even though Adam is not up there
with my favorites love his scenes with Willie!!

jennifer
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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2002, 05:24:18 PM »
Too Funny Mid!!!! Thanks for the announcement. . .
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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2002, 05:36:27 PM »
Oh, my, what a wonderful "birth" annoucement!  Kudos, Midnite, this is a hoot!

I bet Julia wishes and and Barn could have a baby in the more conventional manner, however.  

Watch the proud parents have more trouble than they can handle!

Love, Robin

 

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2002, 05:43:42 PM »
Gee, all you night owls... I thought I was on the board late last nite, hee hee!!

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2002, 06:13:26 PM »
How creative and clever, Midnite!  RingoCollins would be proud.   8)

I'd ask you to give the adorable new arrival a hug and a kiss, but that would probably be a little too dangerous.  

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man! (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2002, 07:22:02 PM »
You are one wicked woman, midnite!  [eek]

Very inventive. I loved it!  ;D

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2002, 08:09:56 PM »
Midnite.........BRAVO!!!!!!!
Cassandra:  I have a potion.  You know it well.  As soon as she drinks it, within an hour, she will go to sleep and have the dream.
Nicholas:  I am much to talented to spend my time drugging drinks.

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2002, 08:23:01 PM »
Dear Midnite,

Although Mr. B. and Dr. H. will be initially concerned with important matters, such as who will be Adam's godparents (Mrs. Johnson and Judge Crathorne, first come to mind), I think that there are other important decisions to be made.

For example, who will be responsible (besides the already preoccupied Mr. B. and Dr. H.) for Adam's initial instruction?  Somehow, I think that "sibling" Willie Loomis will be assigned the you-know-what detail of acquainting "Baby" Adam with the basic concept of proper "potty training."  ("Please, Dr. Hoffman, send me back to Windcliff, now!!!")  

Of course, Barnabas and Julia could always "purloin" some of those long, unused toys in the "now you see it, now you don't playroom in the West wing of Collinwood for "Baby" Adam's enjoyment.

And, Barnabas and/or Julia could request the good folks at Brewster's Department Store to make a special order for some Sumo Wrestler-sized baby clothes for their new bundle of joy!

Willie could go into the local BJ's or Walmart's and buy out the store(s) entire supply of Gerber's Baby Food for the bouncing baby.  (What the heck, people wouldn't say anything.  They already know that ol' Willie is a little "strange" anyway.)

Sincerely,

Bob the Bartender, who reminds everyone that US Savings Bonds are the perfect gift for a perfect baby!

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2002, 09:16:46 PM »
[shadow=red,left,300]Bravo MidNight !!![/shadow]

On the baby annoucnement of


ADAM COLLINS


and CONGRATS TO THE PROUD PARENTS.........

Barnabas Collins and Dr. Julia Hoffman
"The hardest act to follow is yourself."  Sir Paul McCartney  :-*

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2002, 09:54:05 PM »
Bob the B,

Enjoyable insights, as always!

Before my first-born's arrival, I hired a professional babyproofer (I don't do windows either ;)), who took care of such details as installing childproof locks on lower cabinets, making window cords safe, etc.  What a pity that Dr. Lang's home won't get the same treatment, though I could only imagine the expense, even by 60s standards, considering the vast number of electrical outlets in the "nursery" and hazardous substances lying about in glass containers, not to mention that it's a rare cabinet or shelf that wouldn't be out of Adam's reach, and I won't even get into the scalpels, syringes, harpoons...

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Re: It's a Boy, er, Man!  (contains SPOILER for Monday's eps)
« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2002, 09:58:19 PM »
So I guess locking Adam in a cell in the basement of the Old House was really just a reasonable safety precaution?

And I got grief for using a playpen  ::)

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