"All at once it hit Julia that if she became a vampire, one of the biggest disadvantages would be no longer being able to see in a mirror when she put on her false eyelashes!!"
complete this phrase: Charles - "How do we know that instead of coming back here to confront the ghost of Amadeus Collins, Valerie isn't actually on her way to...?!"
'Valerie' - "Yes, dear sister-in-law, my plan for you is that after you become a vampire, you'll also become world renowned for avoiding lung cancer because of too much smoking by becoming one of the living dead!!"