Gerard - "Gabriel, you simply must read Flora's latest. It really is quite erotically stimulating! Here, let me read a passage to you: 'As her breath quickened, she felt his fingers stroking the back of her hand. Soon those fingers traveled up to the cuff of her sleeve and began to undue the buttons. After the last of the buttons were undone, she could feel the sleeve move up her arm, and suddenly she panicked that he might expose her elbow.'"
"Samantha was shocked to discover Tad out in the woods entertaining himself in unique ways with a croquet mallet - but she was more upset that he hadn't asked her to join!!"