I've missed wishing a lot of people happy birthday, since I haven't had the opportunity to check in as often or as long as I'd like to. I, for one, really appreciate it when someone takes the time to recognize my birthday, so here's a great big
Harpy Barfday to everyone who has just turned or is turning another corner on that hopefully long and winding road toward your final resting place.
OK, so it's a little morbid, but that's what we horror writers do.