Julia: Quentin, you're quite right, the easiest way to solve this problem is for Barnabas and me to go back to 1840 and change history, and we would be delighted to do that, if only we didn't already have plans to...
--wash that crap out of Barnabas' hair
--Find me a water bra
--audition for the latest Sondheim B'way bound musical
--stage an intervention between Stokes and all the Boston cream pies in the state.