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Messages - patrickm

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Sorry about boring you to death......

3858
lingerie from the Howard Hughes recluse collection.

3860
Having a wonderful time here at Collinwood! And an odd thing happened today. I was called a jerk - made me feel just like I was back at the foundling home....

3861
spare change

3862
the director from Password who said - "Whoops, thought you guys had left already."

3863
bring his own beer and pretzels

3864
yelled "Tippecanoe and Tyler Too" - even though the election was already over.

3865
send a huge breeze up her nightie

3866
demonstrate her karate moves

3867
understand what marriage consummation is all about - could either of you help by demonstrating?

3868
this might be the perfect time to sneek off and bang Catherine.

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slip a whoopee cushion down for

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give you my recipe for nightshade tea....