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Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - Vicki/Jeff-Cassandra/The Dream Curse-Adam/Eve/Nicholas => Topic started by: Heather on January 12, 2005, 05:06:30 AM
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JULIA: "Vicki, I'm trying to come up with an explanation you'll understand, but I'm drawing a blank. And, honestly, I wonder if anyone would be capable of doing so."
VICKI: "But Dr. Hoffman, all I want is to learn how to make ice."
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Julia: I really have got to get a social life.
FireRose
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JULIA:"i don't know,vicki...it's hard to explain...but I JUST CAN'T STAND gray sleeveless dresses...worn with...gold chain-link belts...and if i saw a woman dressed like that...I'D SLAP HER!"
VICKI:"i think i hear someone coming..."
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Julia: "Look at that...the pesty fly is back. And I just fixed my hair." :o
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Vicki: I don't understand, Julia--- You HYPNOTIZED me--- and made me do WHAT?!?!
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JULIA: "Vicki, I'm trying to come up with an explanation you'll understand, but I'm drawing a blank. And, honestly, I wonder if anyone would be capable of doing so."
VICKI: "But Dr. Hoffman, all I want is to learn how to make ice."
Ah! If there was a way to favorite posts, this one would be added to my list. [lghy]
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Exasperated, Julia felt that the only way to get through Vicki's thick skull was to seriously bitch-slap her!
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Vickie: I think I can remember you're directions Julia, how it turns into Jell-o is what I don't understand.
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Vicki: I know about birds and bees, I know birds chirp and bees sting, but what does that have to do with babies?
Julia (thinking): She STILL can't figure it out? I've done everything including taking her to a porn flick! She really is a clueless idiot!
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VW: "As a doctor, shouldn't you be able to prescribe yourself something for that? Or at least know to avoid Mrs. Johnson's boiled burritos? I'm not telling people it's me anymore!"
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Julia: Dammit Barnabas! She was just about to understand when you walked in and ruined it!
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Julia: FINALLY Barnabas asks me out for a date tonight, and I've already told Professor Stokes I'll have dinner with him.
Vicky: Just tell Professor Stokes that something suddenly came up. That's what guys always say to me.
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Julia: Dammit Barnabas! She was just about to understand when you walked in and ruined it!
Now THAT was laugh-out-loud funny.......[thumb]
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Vicky: I have some questions about sex, so I figured you must know alot about that since your so old and wrinkly.
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:( Julia: The things I do for free room and board! Why else would I agree to explain the facts of life to Vicki before her wedding night with Jeff? And if she says I don't understand one more time...I swear I won't be responsible!
Alondra
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Vicki: I know about birds and bees, I know birds chirp and bees sting, but what does that have to do with babies?
Julia (thinking): She STILL can't figure it out? I've done everything including taking her to a porn flick! She really is a clueless idiot!
You took what I was thinking, this is great. :D
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Julia. Why do men always want someone who is not smart, but pretty. Don't they want someone who is skilled in many area's. I could make Barnabas really happy. I mean I'm a doctor, I know about anatomy. ;D