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Current Talk '02 I / the wayfaring stranger
« on: June 22, 2002, 12:36:45 AM »
greetings earthlings.....no, i haven't been abducted (YET) ......but i have been absent from the shadows for one reason or another.....but i AM going to the darkest place on earth next weekend so i hope to see all the other creatures that crawl out from under the rocks.....i miss you fiends (hey , hope you had a blast professor stokes) and look forward to reconnecting along with my gal pal sarah......until then .....boo-wah-ha-ha

henry

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Current Talk '02 I / a hunted woman....history changed....and then the cable went out
« on: April 26, 2002, 06:20:47 PM »
ben stokes - "i ain't no doctor.....but i do play one on tv."

my secret room's no secret any more

blooper on wednesday's first episode - when ben, peter and vicky enter the secret war chamber in the mausoleum there weren't any candles already lit up

THE GIRLS OF THE EAGLE CALENDAR 1795

i loved noah's observation on nathan - "you're crazy with power you don't even have yet."

noah gifford is the real slim shadey (what a checkered past)

i see that noah found a hat in the woods to protect him from the storm between episodes

noah - aye, aye sir.....a pirates life for me.....with a hook and a peg leg

joan and alexandra both long for a return to 1968 so they can call david david

and then the damn cable was out thursday

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Current Talk '02 I / innocent men made monsters
« on: April 24, 2002, 08:04:43 AM »
bathia and angelique battle to the death in a spiritual world smackdown

was bathia calling out TO silas or FOR silence?

millicent plays a PATHETIC game of hide and seek

bathia feels the fires of hell (exit stage right)

naomi - "the powers of darkness. to hear you use those words. so odd." (and then joshua turned an odd shade of green for a moment)

THE SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD (cue crowd noises)

henry (waiting on the edge of my seat for the next hair grab by roger davis)

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Current Talk '02 I / i'm never bewildered.....i'm always curious
« on: April 22, 2002, 08:36:54 PM »
the countess- "i will send a psychic message." (through the psychic friends network?)

joshua "spock" collins - " there must be a logical explaination."

bathia mapes to the rescue - "there is madness locked in a room." (THAT was an understatement)

barnabas has a choice - follow an old hag's voice or chomping down on a floozie's neck

up in the tower room when angelique was speaking through barnabas to bathia i was waiting for him to say "your mother sucks ***** in hell." (sorry about that one.....i couldn't help myself)

i wonder what mr. mapes does

henry (an imprisoned poet languishing in love)

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Current Talk '02 I / the darkest and most HIDEOUS secret
« on: April 19, 2002, 09:07:29 PM »
how many times do we need to be reminded that there was a seance that suspended time and space?????

barnabas - "i have become an animal!" (shouldn't that have been mammal?)

joshua says it's my way or the highway (to hell)


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Current Talk '02 I / i have an insatiable desire to be proper
« on: April 19, 2002, 01:27:23 AM »
someone clubbed the countess du pres

how sweet of millicent to dress in the same color as the sci-fi logo in the corner of the screen

WOULD YOU CARE TO IDENTIFY THIS? i just loved that phallic symbolism as lieutenant forbes raised the cane from beneath his cape.....

i love how barnabas rises from the coffin without the slightest hint of bed head

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Current Talk '02 I / first i will entertain him.....and then i will reward him
« on: April 17, 2002, 08:09:57 AM »
the so-called-reverend trask tries to give lieutenant forbes the impression he's a slob, but the lieutenant gets the impression he's a sexy beast

and then nathan forbes goes all bob barker (the price is right)

millicent collins - the high priestess of the barrel curl

naomi collins has a powertrain and a motor mouth and is a nifty shredder to boot

john edward presents:

abigail collins - dream a little dream of me

maud(ie) does her cabaret act from the closet

THE DEEPEST DARKEST SECRET OF THE WITCH - follow the bouncing hand to the old house

barnabas sings:

let me entertain you

wall you up for a while

i can summon you with some old tricks

cover you up with some new bricks

i'm very versatile

T-R-R-A-A-A-S-S-S-S--K-K-K-K-K

THE BEST EVER RESPONSE TO OUR FAVORITE OVERUSED LINE:

trask - "i don't understand."

barnabas - "there's no reason why you should."

the so-called-reverend trask's so-called duty comes to an end

ALL IN ALL IT'S JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THEALL


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Current Talk '02 I / REDRUM REDRUM
« on: April 15, 2002, 07:59:36 PM »
barnabas plans a little renovation to his downstairs rec room

meanwhile, down at ye olde eagle.....MORE RUM MORE RUM

ben hooks up with maud(ie) (the big city woman)

MORE RUM INNKEEPER

maud(ie) asks lieuenant forbes "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

noah gifford just got off his shift at the pirates of the carribean revue (worked up a powerful thirst chasing that woman around the well for eight hours)

MORE RUM MORE RUM AND ONE FOR MY FRIEND (he's quite the gay blade)

I LIKE TEA. STRONG. YOU PUT A LITTLE RUM IN IT.

maud(ie) works the wharf and finds herself a real gentleman. she's terrible lonely.

maud(ie) describes the strangling stranger.....tall dark handsome

ANOTHER RUM OVER HERE

maud(ie) (the big city woman) lives in a room over the feed store

barnabas has plans for the so-called-reverend trask - you know how the devil makes work for idle hands. well, he wil be busy. (that hand doesn't look too idle)

now i know the devil's favorite poison - cynicism

SHE'S HAD SO MUCH RUM YOU'RE AN EIGHT FOOT TALL GENTLEMEN NOW

TOMORROW MORNING YOU'LL FEEL SO BAD FROM  THE RUM SHE'S HAD SHE WON'T KNOW WHETHER SHE IMAGINED IT OR NOT (was ben warning  barnabas he'd have a hangover if he drank maud{ie}'s blood?)  

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Current Talk '02 I / they call me.......reverend TRASK!
« on: April 11, 2002, 10:51:50 PM »
NO THEY DON'T!

well, hello my fellow shadow chasers, tis i, henry....henceforth known as casper collins (the friendliest ghost you'll know).....so, on with the show.....

my favorite line for the right reverend is....maybe he's born with it....maybe it's maybelline (those eyes...that widow's peak)......nathan jones (i mean forbes) (i've been gone too long) is no bad lieutenant - just bewitched, bothered and bewildered - but those sideburns have got to go, joe.....ahh......nineteen hundred and forty six.....it was a very good year.....you know, it was great to tune in today and the episode was a black and whiter (which i prefer) and vicky explaining her story in the courtroom reminded me SO-O-O-O much of dorothy gail giving her post OZ synopsis to the good folks back in kansas (carry on my wayward son).....miss winters.....are you a good witch or a bad witch?.....

CLOCKS BY ARRON WILLARD (we'll be right back after a short commercial break)

loved reconnecting with gentle ben (now THERE would have been some species blind casting).....

IT'S A THRILLER DILLER NIGHT......with skull on a stick and the other hand......not to be confused with a future hand)

there you have it ladies and gentlemen.....i'm back (in blue) and perhaps i'll stick around this time.....got to go put my two cents into that rate-a-hunk i've heard tell about (can you say don briscoe?)

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