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Members' Mausoleum => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) => Games => Complete This Phrase / Fill In The Blank(s) - Leviathans => Topic started by: CTP/FITBs on January 21, 2010, 11:14:50 PM
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[It's up to the first poster to come up with a set up, and then each following post will either complete it or fill in the blank(s). And, as always, whoever posts the set up is certainly allowed to post their own completion/fill in as a follow up.]
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Setup:
Julia: Elizabeth, what became of Sheriff Patterson? He went through a couple of medically inexplicable changes, and then he just disappeared, and nobody ever talks about him!
Elizabeth: It happened while you were away. You see...
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...after his last change, he looked just like Don Knotts – absolutely irresistible! - so I dressed up in a French maid outfit and went to his office and said, “Do what you will with me, I'm yours!” and he ran away and no one has ever seen him again.
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...the large breasts he grew became too big a cross to bear for him. 'She' now works as a file clerk at the city dump in Bangor under the name Patty Patterson leading a perfectly normal life.
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LOL, Robot_Quentin!
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...after his last change - the one that made him look like Joan Crawford - he went around arresting everybody who drank any beverage other than Pepsi. So I clawed him to death, and had Mrs. Johnson bury him in the woods.
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What?!
[laughing11]
(And love the image of Liz in a French maid's outfit. :o I may never look at Liz the same again! [lghy])
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...after his last change - the one that made him look like Joan Crawford - he went around arresting everybody who drank any beverage other than Pepsi. So I clawed him to death, and had Mrs. Johnson bury him in the woods.
How very forthcoming of Liz!
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...his last changed turned him into a housefly – a bald housefly, actually. Roger swatted him – purely by mistake, Roger swears – and we buried him in an old lipstick tube of Carolyn's.
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[laughing4]
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He turned into a 1923 Maxwell convertible and we fixed him up with My Mother, the Car. They're sharing a two car garage and seem quite happy together.
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[pointing-up] [lghy] [cheers]
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Wow, I must have been in a particularly odd mood when I came up with that one!! [snow_wow]
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But it's totally hysterical - especially if you remember My Mother, The Car.