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Messages - McTrooper

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Elisabeth:  I think you’re old enough to know this now  . . .  remember your pet pig from when you were 5?  He was also that really good roast and bacon we had a few years later. 

Carolyn:  Oh no!  Mr. Pickles Worth  . . .  that was pretty tasty though.

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Carolyn:  I really miss my tonsils * crying * .

Joe:  You what?  Look it’s not like you lost an arm.

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Rodger could raise his hand because he was Sure he put on his deodorant.

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Sheriff Patterson:  Elisabeth, do you have an older hotter sister?  I’m just asking for a guy.

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Victoria:  Woops, I accidentally tucked my shirt into my drawers again.

Maggie:  But you’re wearing a dress.

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Liz:  No Matthew, I don’t want to play show and smell again.

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Bob didn’t like asking for a tip so he had his sock puppet ask for him.

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Calendar Events / Announcements '24 I / Re: Happy birthday PennyDreadful
« on: January 18, 2023, 05:05:38 PM »
Happy birthday PennyDreadful

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He might be able to afford forged immigration papers and a hacker to make the computer records match. 

But he’d have to figure a way to “loose” the rest of his money fast so he wouldn’t get badgered by opportunists and media attention.
Maybe he could “loose” money it to a shell corporation or a fictional person that he settled a lawsuit out of court with.  That way he can secretly control the money for his needs without being a target. 

I can imagine him investing in the Cannery too almost as a way of paying back the hospitality he’s been given.

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Sam:  I wouldn’t paint you a forgery of The Outhouse At Midnight every if I was homeless and broke.

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Note: Not a real painting, but if I inspired anyone you can use the title.

Note 2:  Woops it is a real piece of artwork never mind

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Lol not sure this picture needs a caption to be funny, but  . . .

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Liz was surprised by David’s homemade bug costume and the tighty whities used for the bug eyes was horrifying and hilarious at the same time.

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Setup: 

Julia knew there were all kinds of dangers around Collinwood, but never thought she’d get hurt stubbing her toe [(or other body part)] on _________ .

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Rodent of unusually small size

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Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0865
« on: January 16, 2023, 06:10:40 PM »
Quentin:  I hope Petofi remembers to feed my sideburns.

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go batty

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give bloody hickey to girls named Vicki