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Episode #0359
« on: January 16, 2005, 05:52:54 AM »
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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2005, 06:37:49 AM »
Mrs. J:  Miss Hoffman, are you feeling alright? What are you doing with those drapes??
J:  Mrs. Johnson, get out your sewing kit...you're going to make me a BRAND NEW dress!


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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2005, 06:48:17 AM »
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Scarlett O'Hoffman?

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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2005, 08:08:31 AM »
Mrs. J    Ok Miss Hoffman, heres thats broomstick you wanted.

Julia      Thanks.  I just hope i can clear those trees.
its a sudden death that i know, my father wrote me to say that, my cousin, uncle jeremiah was, was very disturbed.

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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2005, 09:38:53 AM »
Mrs. Johnson: You can come down now Miss Hoffman I've taken care of the dust bunny.

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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2005, 08:29:46 PM »
Mrs. J:  Miss Hoffman, are you feeling alright? What are you doing with those drapes??
J:  Mrs. Johnson, get out your sewing kit...you're going to make me a BRAND NEW dress!

She saw it in the window, and just had to have it!

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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2005, 08:13:15 AM »
Julia: Well don't just stand there Mrs Johnson. Make like a beaver and turn that broom handle into a sharp pointy stake.

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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2005, 11:36:47 PM »
Mrs. Johnson: What in the world are you doing, Miss Hoffman?

Hoffman: Why, I...er...uh...I saw a mouse. That's it. I saw a mouse! EEK!
I get a kick out of these guys who think they're so clean, when all the time they're trying to cover up their dirt.

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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2005, 09:00:10 AM »
Mrs. J:  "I already dusted up there, Julia."
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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2005, 02:40:37 PM »
Julia: "Mrs. Johnson you scared me with that broomstick. "

Mrs. Johnson: "Well I am surprised to see you doing something with the drapes. "

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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2005, 08:25:04 AM »
Mrs. Johnson:  Miss Hoffman, Mrs. Stoddard asked me to tell you to stop flashing the neighborhood.  Seems you're the cause of quite a few car accidents on Route 5.

Julia: (sniff) All I care about is jump-starting the heart of that old fart in the Old House!  Now go away!

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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2005, 04:39:21 PM »
Mrs J:  My Miss Hoffman what big feet you have. . .
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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2005, 03:59:22 PM »
MJ: Get down off that antique chair or I'll stick this pole where the sun don't shine!
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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2005, 03:36:57 AM »
In this strange, frightening, disturbing new band or Parallel Time, Mrs. Johnson went from room to room ordering the Collinses and all their friends to do the housework.
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Re: Episode #0359
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2005, 02:58:32 AM »
Mrs.Johnson: Miss Hoffman, what are you thinking?

Julia: Happy thoughts Mrs.Johnson... then perhaps a little bat will slip though my window.
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