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Episode #1063
« on: September 20, 2010, 02:23:43 PM »
Sheriff: Let me tell you, I didn't want to be sheriff of Collinsport.  Nobody wants to be sheriff of Collinsport.  But my career took a dive when...


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Re: Episode #1063
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 02:50:45 PM »
.... 27 Sheriff Pattersons and 2 1/2 Sheriff Davenports threatened to beat me up, if I didn't take the job!
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Re: Episode #1063
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 04:46:44 PM »
...I broke out of juvenile detention at age 8.

...I grew this one horn on the left side of my head.

...I appeared on Price is Right and over-bid the final showcase.

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Re: Episode #1063
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2010, 06:49:46 PM »
(At least all the other sheriffs had a last name - this guy doesn't have a last or first name. His gravestone would have probably only read "Sheriff" - well,[spoiler]that is if he wouldn't have died the way he will and was actually given a gravestone - but I suspect he was simply another casualty that probably got buried in an unmarked grave in the woods.  ;))[/spoiler]
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Re: Episode #1063
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2010, 08:45:38 PM »
...my career took a dive when the dog ate my birth certificate.
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Re: Episode #1063
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2016, 12:55:40 AM »
That job in Mayberry fell through
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Re: Episode #1063
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2016, 07:44:20 PM »
 [pointing-up]  Love it!!  [toothy12]  [thumbright]
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Re: Episode #1063
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2016, 08:30:44 PM »
Too bad for him. The life expectancy in Mayberry is a lot longer than it is in Collinsport.
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Re: Episode #1063
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2016, 06:24:41 PM »
([pointing-up]  [laughing11]  That's for sure!!  [wink2])
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