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Offline Mysterious Benefactor

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Episode #0446
« on: December 12, 2007, 10:14:35 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "In his new career as a coffin salesman, Joshua quickly learned that his best sales pitch was..."
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Re: Episode #0446
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 08:18:50 AM »
In his new career as a coffin salesman, Joshua quickly learned that his best sales pitch was: "If you don't get yourself a brand-new coffin every year, you'll never keep up with the Collinses!"
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Re: Episode #0446
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2007, 10:59:44 PM »
"In his new career as a coffin salesman, Joshua quickly learned that his best sales pitch was to tell customers that the coffin had had only one owner... he found, though, that this pitch didn't work as well outside Collinsport."   LOL Lydia....
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Re: Episode #0446
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2007, 05:59:51 PM »
LOL yourself, Magnus.
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Re: Episode #0446
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2009, 06:05:27 PM »
In his new career as a coffin salesman, Joshua quickly learned that his best sales pitch was: Our coffins are designed for unlimited openings and closings in the event it may be needed as a hideaway, or if you find you need to get back out of it someday.
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Re: Episode #0446
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2010, 03:28:18 PM »
"Our coffins are so roomy, you Can take it with you....."
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