Actually, given Grahame-Smith's MTV series The Hard Times of RJ Berger, I'm more surprised there isn't much worse. And honestly, it's all in the way it's played more so than in the way it's written (as we learned with the "You cannot imagine how thirsty I am" line, which was originally described as being quite comical, though it doesn't come across that way to me at all), so I'm looking forward to seeing how Depp delivers the line.
17 days 6 hours 20 minutes 1 second until the day the Depp/Burton Dark Shadows is released(ET)!!