"Even though Barnabas expressed his remorse sincerely, ________ wouldn't accept Barnabas' apology for having ________!!"
"the first graders" "ripped the head off of their school mascot pony, while it had been marching in the parade"
"the cast of Sesame Street" "accidentally walked onto their set & throwing his cane at Big Bird"
"Walmart" "driven one of their motorized charts into a display of tvs & then blamed it on one of his 'cousins' "
"the descendants of Carl Collins" "wiped them out of existence"
