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Episode #0321
« on: September 18, 2005, 10:14:23 PM »
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Re: Episode #0321
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2005, 10:34:35 PM »
"Hmmm...the turpentine didn't work, but maybe the linseed oil will," mused Sam, choosing not to embarrass Maggie by asking her how she managed to Krazy Glue her lips together.

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Re: Episode #0321
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2005, 11:22:04 PM »
SAM: You big Dummy!
MAGGIE (shocked): Who are you calling dummy Pop?
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Re: Episode #0321
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2005, 07:27:17 PM »
Sam was amazed he was able to talk Maggie into putting her hair in ponytails, now if he could only convince her to wear the little cheerleader's outfit...
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Re: Episode #0321
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2006, 03:43:04 AM »
Sam: Please Maggie, can't I borrow yours? just this once?... Please!

Maggie: No, You can't pop!  wearing lipstick is a girl thing...
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Re: Episode #0321
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2006, 10:50:47 AM »
ME:  "You're thinking about the nude posing again, aren't you?   AREN'T YOU?!"

Just joining Buzz in the bad taste pool.
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Re: Episode #0321
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2006, 03:05:57 AM »
yuck.
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Re: Episode #0321
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2006, 08:00:48 AM »
Yeah, I know.
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Re: Episode #0321
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2006, 03:42:02 PM »
ME:  "You're thinking about the nude posing again, aren't you?   AREN'T YOU?!"

Just joining Buzz in the bad taste pool.

Hmm, guess I should have had it be David and KLS.   >:D
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"You askin' me to give up something I like?"

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Re: Episode #0321
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2006, 07:49:58 PM »
It was only then during that special sitcom-like father daughter experience that Sam noticed the three tattoo's on Maggie's neck.  The first was an eye.  The second was a heart.  And the third was a drunken penguin.  
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