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Title: Episode #0003
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 30, 2006, 01:30:09 AM
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Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 30, 2006, 01:33:31 AM
Vicki: OH NO! It's a letter from Miss Hopewell at the foundling home. She discovered my paperbacks Dormitory Women, Women's Barracks, and Orgy of the Dolls that I left behind in Sandy's room.  :o
Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: michael c on June 30, 2006, 04:42:21 AM
letter from miss hopewell:"dear victoria...we have uncovered some old records here at the foundling home.your parents are in fact that couple that run the laundromat across the street.we hope to have you back with us soon..."
Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: The Ghost of Sarah Collins on June 30, 2006, 04:51:24 AM
Dear Vickie, I have a favor to ask of you.. down in the laundry room you will find a load of Roger's underpants and shirts he would like for you to press them please,thanks. Please use lots os starch on his jockies. 
Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: arashi on June 30, 2006, 06:57:35 AM
"Dear Occupant...." Hey that's me!
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Post by: BuzzH on June 30, 2006, 04:03:16 PM
Vickie looked w/intense interest at the picture that had ppl moving in it.  This trip to Hogwarts made her TRULY not understand!
Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: ClaudeNorth on June 30, 2006, 10:44:48 PM
Vicki (thinking):  "'Beware of the man who touches his hair!'  Now what on Earth could that mean???"
Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on June 30, 2006, 10:53:03 PM
 [laughing4]  I LOVE IT!!  [lghy]
Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: Devlin66 on July 07, 2006, 05:32:10 AM
Dear Vik,

You know that fuzzy little bear you left me at the fondling home for me to remember you by????? Well, its not working...please come back

Love,  Sandy  p.s.  i promise not to snore anymore
Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: arashi on July 07, 2006, 06:02:17 AM
Dear Vik,

You know that fuzzy little bear you left me at the fondling home for me to remember you by????? Well, its not working...please come back

Love,  Sandy  p.s.  i promise not to snore anymore

::laughing:: Foundling home! I *love* your icon!
Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on July 07, 2006, 02:26:42 PM
My Dearest  Ms. Winters, Burke Devlin is a thoroughly self-absorbed Lothario, who will only break your lovely and innocent heart.  I thought you should be apprised of this.

Sincerely, Matthew Morgan, your most ardent admirer :-*
Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: CyrusL on July 07, 2006, 03:06:22 PM
Dear Miss Winters, I appreciate your nice letter. Please be aware that the Constitution allows the right to bear arms, not bare arms. I do not think we need a new amendment at this time however, Sincerely, Senator Susan Collins    [eek]
Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: Bob_the_Bartender on July 07, 2006, 03:10:54 PM
Dear Miss Winters, I appreciate your nice letter. Please be aware that the Constitution allows the right to bear arms, not bare arms. I do not think we need a new amendment at this time however, Sincerely, Senator Susan Collins    [eek]

LMAO!! ;D ;D ;D  Yes, the great state of Maine, which has blessed our nation with such political superstars as Senators Collins, Mitchell, Muskie, Snowe, Cohen, etc.  If only Roger or Buzz H. had run for political office!) :(
Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 07, 2006, 06:30:26 PM
OMG, Cyrus!  [stfl]
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Post by: Uncle Roger on February 01, 2021, 10:21:16 PM
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Title: Re: Episode #0003
Post by: McTrooper on August 06, 2023, 01:46:16 PM
Hehe lots of funny ^_^

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