Elisabeth:  Oh what’s that smell!?!?

Jason:  There was a little blood on his socks.  I figured I’d burn them.  You might have to crash at the cottage or the old house for a few years till it clears up. 

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Woops looks like my earlier caption missed didn’t account for this being a flash back.

^_^ lol MangusTrask

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that poka legend Frankie Yankovic was coming to town

time to  . . . listen to the guy offering lock conversions from your old skeleton key locks to the new kind.

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I have to admit I had to do research to come up with all of my captions.
“Remember that the year is 1949” is an interesting challenge.
It might have been intended just to help people know the clip is a flashback.
I didn’t even think too ask Mysterious Benefactor.  Now I feel weird speculating on the purpose of the note, but I’ve already typed it now and I’d better post before my stream of thought becomes novel length.

Stokes:  Well, since she’s catatonic there something I’ve always wanted to do.

Julia:  But Eliot, where would we get a clown wig, makeup, pliers and a trained walrus at this hour of the day?

Happy Yesterday Birthday

May life bring you smiles and laughter.

Barnabas:  I don’t know.

Julia:  Third base.  Sorry I’ll try to answer you question.

Julia:  Come on now Barnabas.  Stokes said this wouldn’t work without a good luck kiss.

Maggie:  Amy, it’s storming outside so don’t go swing on the lightning rod okay. 
No one’s ordering Kentucky Fried Amy.

David:  Not today at least.