I'm posting this link with extreme prejudice and only because the article supposedly quotes Marion Ross as saying Paul Michael was proud of having played King Johnny on DS: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: MARION ROSS UNHAPPY DAYS. But I group the National Enquirer with the lowest of the low, and I wouldn't even put it past them to fabricate an article in someone's time of grief.
Fill in the blank: "Burke was stunned when he saw ________ crawling on the counter right in front of Maggie, yet she was doing absolutely nothing about it!!"
Fill in the blank: "Constable Carter stopped dead in his tracks as he couldn't believe his luck that the notorious ________ was seated right there in front of him at the counter at the Collinsport Inn - and Carter would be able to get all the glory of apprehending him!!"
Fill in the blank: "After inadvertently saying in front of the constable that ________, Burke feared that he may have incriminated himself in a crime no one knew he had committed!!"