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Messages - McTrooper

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Burke:  Hey David  . . . * ffrrt * fart in the air!

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gets married to you at the No-Questions-Asked Collinsport Quickie Wedding Chapel

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(Even when she married Jeb he was technically only a year old if you don’t count the weird Jeff Clark and Victoria thing).

573
buy Gerber Octopus Baby Food

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buy Gerber Baby Demon Spawn Food

574
the comedic dance number where she kicks everyone in the head by accident

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Hehe

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her (his) ego is inversely associated with her (his) sense of style

576
didn’t like paying people to keep the house clean and ghost free

578
Hehe to both ^_^

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store bought mayonnaise

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100 proof maple bourbon mash potatoes

580
The Collinsport Ice Cream Wagon had a big sign stating it was sold out of it’s Sardine Sunday With fudge sauce.

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Sam:  Are you sure that’s coffee Sheriff?  Looks like the water I clean my brushes in. 

Sheriff Patterson:  Sounds like you need to see a dentist Sam. 

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Burke:  You might have a point there Carolyn.  Selling afghans to production studios might be big business.  No body would ever reuse the same piece of set dressing in multiple locations. 

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_ portfolio _ _ the dinner’s menu _

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literal lol Uncle Roger

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that he just remembered he had to fix his rear view mirrors in his squad car