looked like kindergarten finger paint masterpieces

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were somewhat derivative of van Gogh’s early works.

trying on Burke’s false teeth.

Joe: Eggs, bacon, hash browns?  Is this coffee or breakfast???

Maggie:  Yes.

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A lot of fun captions in this post.  Y’all got skill

use Carolyn’s mascara

The art style of the sweeping statue by the staircase

Edit:  chopping wood???

saw the Ghost of Christmas past I’ve scatting in the foyer

Carolyn:  If you build it they will show up my foot.  No cute baseball players here.  I’m done listening to voices in my head.

Liz:  People just don’t play baseball in Collinsport any more.  They are to busy betting on crab fights and playing cliff’s edge volleyball.  That is when they’re not watching tv or trying to start an Olympic Yodeling team.

David:  You got to pay if you want to use the stairs. 

Joe:  I didn’t know Collinwood had tollbooths.