Willie: "Hold on a second, Maggie. Let me apply just a touch more blush on your cheeks. Now listen. I don't care if anyone knows I've been assisting a monstrous vampire, that I know Barnabas murdered Carolyn, and I could've stopped all this by just going to the law. But if you ever tell anyone that I can do complete makeovers, Maggie, I'll never speak to you again. I've got a reputation, you know. C'mon, he's waiting. Let's get this over with. I've got to do Mrs. Johnson's hair and makeup tonight and if she's late for her date with Sheriff Patterson, she'll kill me."
Gerard