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Offline Mysterious Benefactor

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What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW)
« on: December 13, 2011, 05:57:49 PM »
OMG - this is so hysterically funny that I had to share it. But if you're easily offended by the subject of sex toys, then please DO NOT OPEN THE SPOILER!

[spoiler]Check out this link:

The Vamp $39.99 - Updated by popular request.

And lest anyone think that I came across this because I comb the Internet for dildos ([santa_cheesy]), I actually came across it through this article:

What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW)

while I was just combing through Wetpaint's The Vampire Diaries articles.[/spoiler]
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Re: What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW)
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2011, 06:01:36 PM »
"Try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch it sparkle."  Hoo boy.

I'm not even going to touch that one *rolls eyes*.

Um, Happy Holidays?

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Re: What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW)
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2011, 06:04:56 PM »
I love that they recommend that you "toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience."  [stfl]
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Re: What’s Sex With Edward Cullen Like? (NSFW)
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2011, 06:18:47 PM »
That is totally hysterical.
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