DARK SHADOWS FORUMS
Members' Mausoleum => Caption This! => Games => Caption This! - 1995-Gerard and Daphne-Summer of '70 => Topic started by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 22, 2006, 12:43:39 AM
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[wow] [shockeyes]
(Remember, Barn and Julia are in 1995.)
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Julia: Barnabas! I think David knew all about you!
Barnabas: You think?! the brat only spray painted my coffin with guess who sleeps here!
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RL: Today, we're discussing the topic "Clueless Vampires and the Women Who Love Them".
GO RIKKI, GO RIKKI, GO RIKKI!!!
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Miss Hoffman: AHHHHH!!!
Barn: It's a mirror, Julia. You're just looking at your reflection.
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"Oh, Barnabas, can you believe that NBC actually replaced the great Johnny Carson as host of 'The Tonight Show' with that odd-looking fellow, and with that insufferably-whiny voice of his to boot!?!" :o
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Barnabas: Julia, this isn't the Collins Family mausoleum Secret room, where are we?
Julia: Oh! we came to the Hoffman family mausoleum Secret room by mistake.
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Julia: Barnabas, I think we have a problem...
Barnabas: Well, duh!!! We're in the future!
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Julia Barnabas look at all those people and how they are dressed.
Barnabas Yes Julia I think we fit in, especially you. Everyone is dressed in a green suit. ;D
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Julia: ::::GASP:::...Bbbbbarnabas...look out this window. The estate has been subdivided into lots with semi-identical, upscale homes all surrounding a...a...golfcourse???
Barnabas: Oh, no - for the love of old money...Joolia! We're too late!
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[laughing4] I LOVE IT!! [thumbleft] And, oh, the horror of it all!! [shockeyes]
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JH: "GASP! Someone sprayed horrible, pungent perfume on my wrist at the mall!"
BC: "Did you just say 'gasp'?!"
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Barnabas and Julia stare in shock as the store window television displays a Victoria's Secret commercial.
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[laughing4] [thumbleft]
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Thank you! ;D
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Julia: Barnabas! things surely have changed, they've turned the secret room into a disco! and your coffin into an open bar!
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Julia: Barnabas! things surely have changed, they've turned the secret room into a disco! and your coffin into an open bar!
Good one, Ghost! [thumb] [lghb]
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Barnabas & Julia are horrified to find that Hallie Stokes is now mistress of Collinwood.