"... by bribing the Collinsport Board of Education with all of her father's leftover liquor!!!!!"
"... by promising to say 'I don't understand' at least ten times a week!!!!!"
"... by agreeing to make trips to Liz' mausoleum to clip Liz' fingernails and toenails as needed so long as Liz remained 'dead'!!!!!"
"... by agreeing to become David's sex surrogate once he reached the age of consent!!!!!"