Dark Shadows is brought to you today by....

[RingoCollins]

  The Little Blue Pill![peace]

Barn encounters the Incredibly Beautiful Lady Kitty in the Woods.....

Bob Dole steps into the scene and asks 'Hey Barn....get a new haircut?'  [Down, Boy!]

Barn tells Juila all the plans have changed, (in fact he is changing his name to Frank)...... Juila asks 'Hey Barn.....new suit??'

Barn tell the Q-man he must tell IBLK to meet him..... Q-man asks......'Hey Barn...did you get a raise?'

Chastity/Pansy opens Barn's coffin, wraps her fingers around the large wooden stake,[vryevl] and asks....'Hey Barn....have you been on vacation??'


ask your doctor if a free sample is right for you!



Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty........

[Raineypark]

Ringo....how do you manage to be so deliciously demented this early in the morning?   

raineypark

[Patti Feinberg]

 ;DR ;DI ;DN ;DG ;DO

You REALLY are a STAR!!

Love & thanks,

Patti

[Birdie]

LMAO,  Ringo you rock!

Birdie

[Carol]

YOU ARE TOO MUCH!!!

      A happy blue pill

           

[Cassandra]

A happy blue pill

I'll take one of those please!!


Ringo, as the saying goes,  "You're the man!!"                  



Cassandra[/font]

[jennifer]

heehee that has to be one of the funniest
ads around i can just picture Darrin Stevens
trying to work on that ad with Uncle Arthur's input!!!

jennifer
they are now making a "little blue pill" for woman(it it pink?) can't wait to see that ad [scrm]Do you have to take a headache remedy first ?

[Midnite]

LOVED this, Ringo!

What I find amazing about the Viagra ads is that apparently you don't even have to swallow the little blue pill to change for the better.  The change comes from simply talking to your doctor about it.

[MsCriseyde]

I find the whole Viagra ad campaign very amusing, primarily because the NASCAR driver I root for drives the Viagra car,  though initially they sponsored another driver.

This is SO off-topic, but it's too funny not to tell. The driver that Viagra first sponsored was named, I kid you not, Mike Bliss. Adding to the fun, his car was owned by Eel River Racing. (Use your imagination . . .) So when Viagra first started sponsoring his car, some of the announcers just plain refused to refer to "the Viagra car." They called it "the Eel River Racing Pontiac," which just called even more attention to it.

When Viagra began sponsoring Mark Martin, they used to show only the car and a helmeted driver. He wouldn't do the ads, and he absolutely refuses to get on television and say he uses Viagra. I can see the man's point. He fathered 5 kids prior to the little blue pill going on the market, so things seem to be working fine.

The latest commercial has him saying that he knows a few things about making good moves because he makes them on the race track. Personally, I think he should say he knows a few things about making good moves because he has 5 kids. 

And whenever that commercial Ringo was referring to comes on, I always feel compelled to fill in the blank. "Did you get a new haircut?" No, you loser, I got lucky last night.

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Hey gang,

This whole Viagra deal has got me bummed out.  Michael Kay, New York Yankee TV announcer, was recently discussing the purely unintentional faux pas, that a baseball announcer might make during a Yankee-Texas Ranger game in Arlington, TX.

Of course, Ranger first baseman Rafael Palmiero is a famous commercial spokesman for Viagra, right along with former Sen. Bob Dole (Mr. "E.D."!).  Anyway, Michael Kay is concerned that if Rafael Palmiero connects off of, say, a Roger Clemons fastball, and the ball hits the Viagra billboard on the top of the right field fence, Mr. Kay might blurt out in the excitement of the moment: "Wow!  Palmiero really got good wood on that one!"  Ugh!

Then again, it was either Jay Leno or David Letterman, who announced on their latenight show, that one of the other articles of impeachment considered to be filed against former President Bill Clinton, was for allegedly breaking into Bob Dole's senate office and purloining the senator's extensive supply of Viagra!  Boo!

I'll leave you with a joke my hero, Bob Rooney, told to Sheriff Paterson over a beer at the Blue Whale:

"Hey, George, did you know that Dr. Hoffman wrote Willie Loomis  a prescription for that new, wonder drug, Viagra ?"

"No fooling, Bob?  How did Collinsport's number one Cassanova make out after he took the pill?"

"Not too well, George.  You see, the pill became temporarily lodged in Willie's throat."

"Wow!  Is Willie okay?"

"Sure, George, Willie's okay.  However, Willie had one heck of a 'stiff' neck after he finally swallowed the new blue wonder pill!"  Double boo!

Bob the Bartender, who apologizes for that hokey joke, but I just couldn't resist!

[Raineypark]

It's not NICE to make fun of Willie Loomis, Roberto....



rainey

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Raineypark,

Well, I did consider making Harry Johnson the foil of that joke.  However, calling Mrs. Johnson's "favorite" son, the "Casanova of Collinsport," was stretching credulity just way too far, even by Dark Shadows' standards!

Bob the Bartender, president of the Freddy Roman fan club.