Touched By An Angelique

[scout75]

The Boogie Nights took place in Martinique, and oh, baby, do I wish we'd been given a flashback to THAT!

Oh, Robin!

Do behave, you bad girl!

[Misty]

;DOh, what a wonderful mind!!! Are you sure you have never written for TV??  You.ve missed your calling. Priceless!!

                    Hysterically, Misty

[RingoCollins]

on Today at 9:20am, ROBINV wrote:
"Keep that tongue working, Barnabas!"

LMHO!

Are you implying that Barn wears a toupee?  

laughing my HAIR off

[VAM]

on Today at 9:20am, ROBINV wrote:
"Keep that tongue working, Barnabas!"

Scout said:
What is this?! Dark Shadows or Boogie Nights?!

The Boogie Nights took place in Martinique, and oh, baby, do I wish we'd been given a flashback to THAT!

Love, Robin

Maybe that could be the new DS movie and Scout can be commissioned for the script -  BOOGIE NIGHTS IN MARTINIQE

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Hey gang,

All we need now is for Dr. Ruth Westheimer (a former medical school classmate of Julia Hoffman's, no doubt) to weigh in on this highly lascivious topic.

A discussion of Dark Shadows and "honey pot happiness."  I think that I've seen it all now.  What would the original Rev. Trask have to say about all this?

Bob the Bartender, who thinks that we should next talk about the Collins fishing fleet and their world renowned deep sea divers.

[scout75]

Thus spoke Misty:

Are you sure you have never written for TV??

Not lately...but ya never know about the future. If I'm very, very lucky...maybe.

Sayeth VAM:

Maybe that could be the new DS movie and Scout can be commissioned for the script -  BOOGIE NIGHTS IN MARTINIQUE

Maybe we won't have to wait for a movie--but we definitely have to wait for the 1795 storyline to be shown again; after all, it wouldn't be a comment on what is happening on the show now, but rather it would fall into the sticky area of fan fiction--which I would never post in this forum.

Bob_The_Bartender stood behind the bar at the Blue Whale and said:

A discussion of Dark Shadows and "honey pot happiness." I think that I've seen it all now.

Hey...all I had Barnabas doing was painting Angelique's toenails!

[Bob_the_Bartender]

Dear Scout75,

Perhaps I should have said that a discussion of Angelique's pedicure by Mr. B. evolved, or should I say "devolved" into something far more salacious.  

Oh, what would that paragon of moral rectitude, Minerva Trask, have to say about all of this?  She'd probably agree with Hyacinth Bucket's role model, Mrs. Councilor-Nugent, that, today, young people are far too obsessed with "excessive romantic endeavors," (whatever that means!).

Sincerely,

Bob the Bartender, former scout, who reminds you that a scout's mind is always clean!  (Of course, Hugh Hefner, Bob Guccione and W. J. Clinton are all  former boy scouts, if I'm not mistaken!)

[VAM]

Oh, what would that paragon of moral rectitude, Minerva Trask, have to say about all of this?  

She requested her own special pedicure from Tim Shaw..

[Nicole]

LOL...you've outdown yourself, Scout.  This is soo funny!

[Tanis]

Can't you just picture Hyacyinth (sp) Bucket trying to straighten out Collinwood.  I love her show.

Tanis

[Lindsey]

Connie said...
(Oh yeah, and now that I've learned my lesson, I'll never post my little encounter with Angelique in the ladies room at the 2001 Fest).

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Connie,
  Do tell! I'm already curious!!!!  

-Lindsey

[scout75]

Go ahead and tell, Connie. You might as well...you know we'll learn the dark, disturbing truth at some point anyway.

Damn, girl...you got enough secrets to be an honorary member of the Collins family.

[Connie]

Connie said...
(Oh yeah, and now that I've learned my lesson, I'll never post my little encounter with Angelique in the ladies room at the 2001 Fest).
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Connie,
  Do tell! I'm already curious!!!!  
-Lindsey

Lindsey,
Hmm...I dunno.  If I do, it could end up haunting me later in one of Scout75's little 'scripts'.  Then again, since there are no bathrooms at Collinwood (as we all know), I'm probably pretty safe.  

Okay, to try and keep a long story short...
My daughter and I drove up on Sunday of last year's Fest to see David Selby and Lara Parker do the play "Love Letters".  After the play, I asked David if he could sign a picture for a friend of mine.  He was leaning the picture against his script and inadvertantly handed me the script along with the picture.  I had other stuff in my hands and didn't realize I had it until a few minutes later when we were out of the ballroom.  I freaked, and went back to look for him but he wasn't there - I couldn't find Jim Pierson either.

Meanwhile, my daughter was dying to get to the bathroom, so we made a stop, and while I was waiting for her, who should come walking out of one of the stalls but the lovely and talented Ms. Parker.  I approached her while she was futzing with her hair and her make-up, and asked her if she happened to know where David might be.  She looked at me rather haughtily and said, "Well, he's CERTAINLY NOT in the ladies room!"
LOL   (Ya like this?)

Well, I was a bit taken aback.  
I must admit, I was sort of afraid to say anything else, but I summoned up the courage.  LOL  (I knew if I gave it to her he'd get it back safely.)
I told her David had handed me his script by accident and asked if she could please return it to him.  I held it out, she looked at it and said, "Oh yes...that's his."
Then she turned nice and smiled and thanked me for returning it.
My daughter and I left the ladies room in a mild state of shock, and then busted out laughing.
(Anyway, it gave us something to giggle about on the trip home).

Ya know, I DID learn something that day...
David was certainly NOT in the ladies room!!  ROFL

love
CLC  

[Connie]

Damn, girl...you got enough secrets to be an honorary member of the Collins family.

Hey!  I ain't got no secrets.  My life is an open book.
(With bad reviews)

-CLC  

[Julianka7]

When I saw a new one of these scenes posted by you
Scout, I was tickled pink knowing I'd be in for a good
laugh! And you sure did not disappoint me  
Angelique should keep Barny playing "step and fetch it"!
What a hoot!!!!!!!!!