Dear Fellow Dark Shadows Fans,
Seeing the phenomenal Eve on the Sci-Fi Channel brings back fond memories of 1968. When, as a young boy, I first laid eyes on Adam's alluring intended, it was like an epiphany to me. My eyes opened wide and I felt my pulse quickening. I suppose it was then, looking at this truly stunning woman, that I realized that there was much more to life than baseball, Beatles music and pizza on Friday night with all of the toppings!
Ah yes, the sultry, albeit evil Eve was quite a sight for a young fellow. I'm sure that Gerard and Ringo will agree with me that you always want to bring a lovely, young lady like Maggie Evans or Vicky Winters home to meet your mom and dad. Nevertheless, Eve is the kind of woman who you would like to "rock your world," so to speak. (I guess it's the male equivalent of women who are attracted to so-called "bad boys.")
As we will soon find out, Eve enjoys taking long, early morning walks along the beach. Can you imagine if those two-early bird anglers, the honorable Cornelius Crathorne and saloon keeper Bob Rooney, are standing on the beach at Findley's Cove as Eve comes slinking up the shore line, dressed in that sexy black cocktail dress of hers? I can almost see it now...
"Jesus Christ, Judge Crathorne! Would you get a load of that one coming up the beach!"
To which Hancock County's finest jurist replies: "Quick, Bob. Get my digitalis out of my bag. This could be the big one!"
Bob the Bartender, who will now walk around the corner one hundred times and then, take a cold shower!