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Messages - McTrooper

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^_^ Thank you ^_^

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Burke:  Look Sheriff, Rodger threatened to steal my hair and make a toupee from it.  He’s got the motive, so can I get police protection. 

Sheriff Patterson:  Okay maybe I should.  You can be a pain in the neck, but I don’t want you to be in a hairless situation. 

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Lol literally thank you Mysterious Benefactor ^_^

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Victoria (out of picture):   . . .  and when I threw Becky out of the ring she picked up a metal folding chair.  Don’t remember much after that. 

Maggie:  Wow, I didn’t know the Foundling Home had annual Wrestling Championships. 

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Maybe Hehe.  Either way if it’s an alibi it’s one of the strangest he could possibly think of without getting supernatural. 

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Hehe Thank you Mysterious Benefactor ^_^

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Victoria:  I’ve got an out bellybutton, but its so much easier to clean.  Want to smell it?  Just wish it didn’t chafe so much. 

Burke: Uhm  . . .

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Voice on the Phone:  It's me again, Margaret  . . . Hello, is this Margaret?
You don't know me, Margaret
But I know you

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Victoria:  Oh my.  Well now I have to rethink my opinion of you.  Your a dink still, but a dashing dink. 

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Sam:  There’s a small mouse toy with a red dress with white poka dots?  I think someone is trying to slip me a Minnie!

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Joe:   . . . the fish turned out to be a German Submarine named Jalapeńo.

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Bartender Bob decided to sing the Chatanooga Choo Choo accompanied by an instrumental track and some trained dogs. 

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Thank you ^_^ Mysterious Benefactor and MagnusTrask  [food]

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Sheriff Patterson (whispering to himself):  What kinda nails only ever get hit by a hammer on accident?  Now I get it.

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Thank you Mysterious Benefactor

Lol and thank you MagnusTrask ^_^

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 . . .  then you __ head south to Logansport, only takes about 35 minutes as the bird flies, man I miss my wings, but not the nest it was too drafty. 

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Voice on the Phone:  I’m in your closet alphabetizing your sleeveless shirt. 

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Voice on the Phone:  You’re time travelers dating service have found you a perfectly inadequate match that you would be disappointed by for a few years into the future.

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Thank you Mysterious Benefactor ^_^

Lol MagnusTrask ^_^ creative N funny  [hall2_smiley]

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Thank you Mysterious Benefactor  ^_^
You’ve made me make myself crack up Hehe

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Burke:  I’ll get you know you wascawwy (rascally) wabbit.

Maggie:  Burke you really shouldn’t have had our mystery mushroom soup.  Only hobos use take those kinds of risks with their lives.