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Messages - McTrooper

2041
trim his toenails

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massage his metatarsals

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fluff his pillow

2042
I Want To Dance With You

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Good Ship Lollipop

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The Entertainer

2043
the phone sneezed on me (because she won’t believe it)

2044
Hehe ^_^

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decided to keep things all in the family

2045
rigging The Collinsport Miss Clubfoot Pageant

2046
Jail House Rock

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Big Girl Don’t Cry

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My Left Toe is Forever a Friend


2047
vomit flavored jelly beans from the future

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chalk flavored chocolate

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gently used fingers and thumbs

2048
Caption This! - The Return of Laura / Re: Episode #0189
« on: June 08, 2022, 04:23:22 AM »
Victoria (almost at the top of her lungs):  Hey you!  I’m going to get pretty ruff with this guy. 
Do you have any glue or something?  You know just in case something falls off.

Burke: * spit take *

2049
Setup: 

Julia figured it would be fun to hypnotize Victoria too ________

2050
Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0703
« on: June 08, 2022, 03:03:10 AM »
Judith (thinking):  This taffy Carl gave me tastes like those rancid brownies I found in the chicken coop.

2051
Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0855
« on: June 08, 2022, 02:47:42 AM »
Boy that bird really got you!  Looks like a spoon full of paint on your head.

2052
Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0827
« on: June 08, 2022, 02:13:04 AM »
^_^ Hehe some great ones

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King Johnny:  I was wondering if you could give me a hand.  Chop chop. 

2053
Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0702
« on: June 08, 2022, 01:54:18 AM »
Magda:  Ets ets it’s the  . . .

Barnabas:  On please Magda it’s just a  . . .  purple singing dinosaur!!!!!

2054
Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0798
« on: June 07, 2022, 10:22:11 PM »
Petofi:  Why yes it does smell recently fired.  Why do you ask.

2055
Caption This! - 1897 / Re: Episode #0805
« on: June 07, 2022, 10:19:12 PM »
Charity:   . . . and I’d like a pony, a rabbit, and a spider that makes golden spider webs. 

Trask:   . . . and finally Satin grant me the power to swindle, cheat and abuse more people while using the Lords name in vein.

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Trask:   . . .  I’m going to need a bigger boat and do you take American Express?