"Catherine felt intense and amazing feelings of ecstasy shoot through her entire being when Bramwell caressed her nookienoonoo parts through her clothes!!!"
"... when Bramwell promised to read her all of Mother Goose!!!"
"... when Bramwell offered to sing John Brown's Body for her!!!"
"The crowns on the doors to The Room were a reminder of how The Room was originally used for King Louis XIV's impromptu visits to see his dear friend Brutus!!"
"When Julia heard the sound of barking coming from a room down the corridor, she instantly knew that it just had to mean that Bobo the Dog-faced Boy Collins, a black sheep relative, was in there practicing his new circus act!!"
"Julia couldn't help but wonder how the family had reached the crisis point they found themselves in. She remembered back to her childhood when the only thing that people seemingly worried about was whether or not the Barnacle Larvae Surprise would curdle before they got to eat all of it?!"