"Petofison was scandalized beyond belief when he caught Barnabas drinking claret cup while standing on his head at the Old House - particularly because, even in his very long life, he'd never dreamed it could be done that way!!!"
"As Aristede's Dancing Chompers edged closer and closer to Quentin's penis, Quentin regretted that he had never bothered to punch out all of Aristede's teeth!!"
Fill in the blank: Barnabas - "Now, Magda - after Aristede arrives, I want you to ________ because that's the only way we can be sure to keep him here so that our plan will work!!"