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Title: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: dvlvan26 on October 10, 2006, 01:54:59 PM
Hello Cousins!
My son is now seven moths old. I am doing fine.


What type of listings would the Collinsport Yellow Pages have?

Example: Blue Whale, Collinsport Inn, local gas stations

Any responses?

Love, dvlvan26
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Julianka7 on October 10, 2006, 03:39:15 PM
The Law Offices of Tony Peterson-angry young attorney  [hall2_smiley]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: MagnusTrask on October 10, 2006, 08:44:14 PM
Congratulations!

"Speedy" Coffin Delivery, for that special client entering a new phase in life, who absolutely has to have that new coffin tonight.

 [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: BuzzH on October 10, 2006, 08:52:39 PM
"Speedy" Coffin Delivery, for that special client entering a new phase in life, who absolutely has to have that new coffin tonight.

God is that ever the TRUTH!!!   [hall2_grin]  They seem to be able to come up w/a coffin at the drop of a hat in Collinsport!   [hall_grin]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Nancy on October 10, 2006, 08:54:56 PM
Collinsport Afghan Rental Shop

The One Afghan For Everyone


What type of listings would the Collinsport Yellow Pages have?
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: MsCriseyde on October 10, 2006, 09:05:14 PM
The One Afghan For Everyone
And this was pre-Febreze.  [hall2_grin]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: retzev on October 10, 2006, 09:39:33 PM
Collinsport Fine Wines and Spirits -
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Gothick on October 10, 2006, 09:44:36 PM
Cassandra Wigs (I've actually seen a shop with this name in whacky old RL).

I can imagine Julia retired from Wyndcliffe in her Sixties opening a Head Shop over which she presides in purple yarn vests with red Chinese chopstickers in her hair.   I mean, with all those sedatives she was practically running a head shop in everything but name out of her bedroom in the Wood.

G.
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Raineypark on October 10, 2006, 10:49:57 PM
Oh Absolutely, G......if ever there was a town that cried out for Head Shops and Magikal Bookstores it's Collinsport!!!

Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: rainingwolf on October 10, 2006, 11:30:09 PM
Bert's Easy- Open coffins-for those who absolutely MUST roam at night. (Complete with small refirgerator for blood storange only $100 extra.)
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: petofi on October 10, 2006, 11:36:05 PM
THE COLLINSPORT DOCKS
Rendez-vous at the all-purpose Collinsport docks - just a quick dive from the Blue Whale.  We accept all forms of commerce from nautical to rough trade.  Doxie disposal fees quoted at request, baths by appointment or walk(fall)-in.  Distinguished gentleman available for escorting ladies of questionable repute - we won't drain you dry.  Call Collins Enterprises at 555-7734 for futher details.  Ask for Roger.   [hall_rolleyes]

Petofi
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 11, 2006, 03:22:09 AM
OMG - these are all too funny - and spot on.  [hall2_grin]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Maria_Merriweather on October 11, 2006, 08:53:14 PM
Department Stores

Orbach's of Collinsport
    specializing in the latest (60's) styles--sleeveless A-line dresses [hall2_smiley]
     tweed sport coats for men [hall2_cool]

Paranormal Investigators [bonny_hand]

T. Elliot Stokes [skull_winks]
     available for ghostly investigations, seances
[candle_in_skull_2]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: michael c on October 12, 2006, 12:49:33 AM
"Daisy" brand mayonnaise distributors.

    "the freshest mayo in town!"

'official' supplier to the collinsport diner.
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 12, 2006, 01:02:50 AM
 [thumbleft], mscbryk.  [hall2_grin]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Sunny_Collins on October 15, 2006, 02:37:24 PM
"Spellbound" Have you ever been jilted by someone you thought loved you? Do you need a way to get even with people who make you angry? Then look no further. "Spellbound" has just what is required for those difficult spells, from brief love spells on unsuspecting people, to long-lasting death spells for those who need to be reminded to mind their own business. Also available, custom spells on request.
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Brandon Collins on October 15, 2006, 03:48:52 PM
All these are too funny!  [hall2_grin] How about:

Widow's Hill--
           Your one stop shop spot (say that 3 times fast!) for easy killing and clean up of all those lovely and unlovely ladies in your life! Popular meeting spots for young loves with a death wish.**
           **Note: Please only supply the most troubled of women as we are looking to expand our library of wails. Service will be free of charge if you meet the correct criteria. No Afghan skirts, please.

(Those darn afghan skirts always seem to cushion the fall. Hurumph!) [dancing_bones] [skull_winks] [candle_in_skull_2] [bonny_hand] [female_skull] [candle_in_skull] <~~~~Having a pot o' spooky fun!
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: CastleBee on October 20, 2006, 02:37:50 PM
Sweet Young Thing Boutique

We specialize in just the right outfit for every occasion -
from ultra mod mini, midi and maxi dresses and skirts to antique French wedding gowns. 
Our clothing line is sure to impress even the most fastidious 200 year old suitor.


A Division of Orbach's New York
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Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: CastleBee on October 24, 2006, 04:00:19 PM
The Hair Raiser
Hair Salon
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[gorgeous]

Jeff Clark, Proprietor
Graduate of the Bangor Hair Enthusiast Institute
and Official Hairdresser of Collinwood


We will keep your wig, hairpiece, or fall in perfect condition and styled to suit your favorite time period.

Some of our original designs include:

Race to the Ceiling of Collinwood Big Hair Beehive - $2.00 per foot

Long Straight, Mauled by Your Boyfriend Look - $12.00

The Barnabas Collins Bangs to Match Your Fangs Style - $5.00 per point
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Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Raineypark on October 24, 2006, 04:49:23 PM
 [laugh] [laughing3] [lghy] [laughing11] [lol2]

CastleBee.....unless you write comedy for a living, you have missed your calling. [stfl]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 24, 2006, 07:21:43 PM
CastleBee.....unless you write comedy for a living, you have missed your calling.

Definitely! That post is hysterical.  [thumb]  But then, we've come to expect nothing less from you.  [hall2_smiley]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: TNickey2003 on October 27, 2006, 03:50:38 AM
The Collinsport Hair Salon: where Maggie Evans can get more bangs for her buck.

A few things NEVER SEEN on Dark Shadows and probably NOT included in Collinsport's yellow pages:

Oil or propane heating services.

Another NOT TO BE FOUND category:   SNOW REMOVAL

Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Brandon Collins on October 27, 2006, 05:00:11 AM
Smoochies for Your Hoochie Cu!

Need help giving that special someone a good ol' fashioned smooch? Come on down to our shop where we'll have one of our resident smooch-tastic professionals teach you a thing or two!

Our Professionals Are:

Jeff Clark
Peter Bradford
Charles Tate

We specialize in the "Give Your Hair A New Look" smooch, and the "Maul My Lips" kiss! [female_skull]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Angelique Wins on October 27, 2006, 07:52:17 AM
[Candle]      Fredericks of Collinsport       [Candle]
Dramatic and Suggestive Boudoir Ensembles
If you have Grave Concerns about your nighttime attire...
Our gowns will simply lift your spirits!!

Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!!                    Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!!                    Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!!
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 27, 2006, 06:36:47 PM
Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!!

In Collinsport, when else would they have one?  [hall2_wink]  [hall2_cheesy]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: michael c on October 28, 2006, 05:38:05 PM
tired of drafty chateau style mansions?sick of seaside shacks?
                                   
                                         try
                "ROOM TWENTY FOUR" RENTALS

 collinsport's ultimate two room suites(kitchenettes optional).

             the finest in economy bachelor lodgings.

       "you've seen the best.let us show you the rest!"
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on October 28, 2006, 07:08:40 PM
       "you've seen the best.let us show you the rest!"

 [lghy]  [thumbright]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Willie Loomis on October 17, 2007, 07:03:45 PM
24 Hour Dental Repair.   No Appointments Necessary.
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: loril54 on July 12, 2008, 03:08:16 AM
Collinsport Masonry.  We do anything in brick.

If you want things hidden come to us.

We also sweep chimneys, even those at Collinwood and the Old House.

Old time clothes shop, if you are traveling in time, come here for your attire.

Collinsport Candle shop. Blue is our speciality.

Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: GooberCollins on July 12, 2008, 05:52:37 PM
Collinsport Moving Company
Our motto: We'll shove anything around!
Call our owners, Ned Stuart and Jeff Clark, at 555-4324.

Trask Clothing
Come on down to Trask Clothing for the latest in fashion. We offer various styles of traditional priest robes for the men, and clothing that covers every inch for the women!
A Division of the Trask Family Enterprises

Blair Bewitching Service
Need vengeance in a hurry? Call BBS! We offer a wide variety of vengeance spells, from boils to life-threatening injuries!
Call local manager Angelique Bouchard at 555-0666.
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on July 12, 2008, 06:18:31 PM
 [lghy] Lori and Goober.
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: GooberCollins on July 12, 2008, 07:17:20 PM
Trask Debewitching Service
Have you been the victim of a vengeance spell, resulting in anything from boils to life-threatening injuries? TDS feels your pain. We'll do our best to reverse the spell and give you vengeance for the vengeance. You don't pay a dime unless your curse is cured and your witch is barbequed!
A division of the Trask Family Enterprises

The Magic Box
A magic supply store, celebrating its first store in a new fictional universe! We're located directly across from Der Waffel House, adjacent to the Grabbit Kwik.
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: MagnusTrask on July 12, 2008, 10:15:29 PM
The Blair Bewitching Service and the Trask Debewitching Service complement each other nicely.   I just hope they don't show up at the same time.
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: bluefielder on July 25, 2008, 01:47:17 AM
Collinsport Art Supplies - Charles Delaware Tate, Proprietor
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: GooberCollins on July 25, 2008, 01:53:05 AM
Undead Strippers
[dancing_skeletons]

Need I say more?
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: CallieWL on August 13, 2010, 08:56:30 PM
Some very clever stuff, y'all!

Collinsport Home Accessories - we specialize in unusual clocks and lamps.  Shop for that unique piece where the town founders go for inspiration and decorating needs!
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: patrickm on September 01, 2010, 03:19:48 PM
Adam's Plumbing - Will drain all your afflictions.
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Mysterious Benefactor on September 03, 2010, 10:03:12 PM
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Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: MysticScribe on April 03, 2013, 10:49:11 PM
Collinsport Guns & Ammo

Featuring a large selection of revolvers, rifles and antique dueling pistols. Silver bullets in stock. Everything you need for nuisance trespassers, prowlers, romantic rivals, artificial creations and lycanthropes.
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Willie Loomis on April 17, 2013, 10:33:27 AM
Burton Lineage Services

Creates family histories. 
Also does history revisions.
Family tree plans available.
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: dom on April 17, 2013, 06:10:39 PM
I like it!
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Uncle Roger on April 17, 2013, 06:16:58 PM
Angie Bouchard, Piano Tuner

Special no hands technique!
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Willie Loomis on April 17, 2013, 10:03:08 PM
Thanks, Dom--hey, is that you and Diana or Mary and Diana?   

And Unc, guess where Angelique learned that from!!!!??


Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: dom on April 17, 2013, 11:10:58 PM
Thanks, Dom--hey, is that you and Diana or Mary and Diana?

Is this a trick question? [wink2]
Title: Re: Collinsport Yellow Pages
Post by: Uncle Roger on April 17, 2013, 11:12:21 PM
Certainly not Van Cliburn!