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Hello Cousins!
My son is now seven moths old. I am doing fine.
What type of listings would the Collinsport Yellow Pages have?
Example: Blue Whale, Collinsport Inn, local gas stations
Any responses?
Love, dvlvan26
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The Law Offices of Tony Peterson-angry young attorney [hall2_smiley]
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Congratulations!
"Speedy" Coffin Delivery, for that special client entering a new phase in life, who absolutely has to have that new coffin tonight.
[candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull] [candle_in_skull]
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"Speedy" Coffin Delivery, for that special client entering a new phase in life, who absolutely has to have that new coffin tonight.
God is that ever the TRUTH!!! [hall2_grin] They seem to be able to come up w/a coffin at the drop of a hat in Collinsport! [hall_grin]
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Collinsport Afghan Rental Shop
The One Afghan For Everyone
What type of listings would the Collinsport Yellow Pages have?
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The One Afghan For Everyone
And this was pre-Febreze. [hall2_grin]
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Collinsport Fine Wines and Spirits -
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Cassandra Wigs (I've actually seen a shop with this name in whacky old RL).
I can imagine Julia retired from Wyndcliffe in her Sixties opening a Head Shop over which she presides in purple yarn vests with red Chinese chopstickers in her hair. I mean, with all those sedatives she was practically running a head shop in everything but name out of her bedroom in the Wood.
G.
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Oh Absolutely, G......if ever there was a town that cried out for Head Shops and Magikal Bookstores it's Collinsport!!!
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Bert's Easy- Open coffins-for those who absolutely MUST roam at night. (Complete with small refirgerator for blood storange only $100 extra.)
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THE COLLINSPORT DOCKS
Rendez-vous at the all-purpose Collinsport docks - just a quick dive from the Blue Whale. We accept all forms of commerce from nautical to rough trade. Doxie disposal fees quoted at request, baths by appointment or walk(fall)-in. Distinguished gentleman available for escorting ladies of questionable repute - we won't drain you dry. Call Collins Enterprises at 555-7734 for futher details. Ask for Roger. [hall_rolleyes]
Petofi
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OMG - these are all too funny - and spot on. [hall2_grin]
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Department Stores
Orbach's of Collinsport
specializing in the latest (60's) styles--sleeveless A-line dresses [hall2_smiley]
tweed sport coats for men [hall2_cool]
Paranormal Investigators [bonny_hand]
T. Elliot Stokes [skull_winks]
available for ghostly investigations, seances [candle_in_skull_2]
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"Daisy" brand mayonnaise distributors.
"the freshest mayo in town!"
'official' supplier to the collinsport diner.
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[thumbleft], mscbryk. [hall2_grin]
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"Spellbound" Have you ever been jilted by someone you thought loved you? Do you need a way to get even with people who make you angry? Then look no further. "Spellbound" has just what is required for those difficult spells, from brief love spells on unsuspecting people, to long-lasting death spells for those who need to be reminded to mind their own business. Also available, custom spells on request.
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All these are too funny! [hall2_grin] How about:
Widow's Hill--
Your one stop shop spot (say that 3 times fast!) for easy killing and clean up of all those lovely and unlovely ladies in your life! Popular meeting spots for young loves with a death wish.**
**Note: Please only supply the most troubled of women as we are looking to expand our library of wails. Service will be free of charge if you meet the correct criteria. No Afghan skirts, please.
(Those darn afghan skirts always seem to cushion the fall. Hurumph!) [dancing_bones] [skull_winks] [candle_in_skull_2] [bonny_hand] [female_skull] [candle_in_skull] <~~~~Having a pot o' spooky fun!
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Sweet Young Thing Boutique
We specialize in just the right outfit for every occasion -
from ultra mod mini, midi and maxi dresses and skirts to antique French wedding gowns.
Our clothing line is sure to impress even the most fastidious 200 year old suitor.
A Division of Orbach's New York
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The Hair Raiser
Hair Salon [/b]
[gorgeous]
Jeff Clark, Proprietor
Graduate of the Bangor Hair Enthusiast Institute
and Official Hairdresser of Collinwood
We will keep your wig, hairpiece, or fall in perfect condition and styled to suit your favorite time period.
Some of our original designs include:
Race to the Ceiling of Collinwood Big Hair Beehive - $2.00 per foot
Long Straight, Mauled by Your Boyfriend Look - $12.00
The Barnabas Collins Bangs to Match Your Fangs Style - $5.00 per point
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[laugh] [laughing3] [lghy] [laughing11] [lol2]
CastleBee.....unless you write comedy for a living, you have missed your calling. [stfl]
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CastleBee.....unless you write comedy for a living, you have missed your calling.
Definitely! That post is hysterical. [thumb] But then, we've come to expect nothing less from you. [hall2_smiley]
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The Collinsport Hair Salon: where Maggie Evans can get more bangs for her buck.
A few things NEVER SEEN on Dark Shadows and probably NOT included in Collinsport's yellow pages:
Oil or propane heating services.
Another NOT TO BE FOUND category: SNOW REMOVAL
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Smoochies for Your Hoochie Cu!
Need help giving that special someone a good ol' fashioned smooch? Come on down to our shop where we'll have one of our resident smooch-tastic professionals teach you a thing or two!
Our Professionals Are:
Jeff Clark
Peter Bradford
Charles Tate
We specialize in the "Give Your Hair A New Look" smooch, and the "Maul My Lips" kiss! [female_skull]
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[Candle] Fredericks of Collinsport [Candle]
Dramatic and Suggestive Boudoir Ensembles
If you have Grave Concerns about your nighttime attire...
Our gowns will simply lift your spirits!!
Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!! Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!! Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!!
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Don't miss our Special Moonlight Sale!!!!
In Collinsport, when else would they have one? [hall2_wink] [hall2_cheesy]
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tired of drafty chateau style mansions?sick of seaside shacks?
try
"ROOM TWENTY FOUR" RENTALS
collinsport's ultimate two room suites(kitchenettes optional).
the finest in economy bachelor lodgings.
"you've seen the best.let us show you the rest!"
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"you've seen the best.let us show you the rest!"
[lghy] [thumbright]
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24 Hour Dental Repair. No Appointments Necessary.
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Collinsport Masonry. We do anything in brick.
If you want things hidden come to us.
We also sweep chimneys, even those at Collinwood and the Old House.
Old time clothes shop, if you are traveling in time, come here for your attire.
Collinsport Candle shop. Blue is our speciality.
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Collinsport Moving Company
Our motto: We'll shove anything around!
Call our owners, Ned Stuart and Jeff Clark, at 555-4324.
Trask Clothing
Come on down to Trask Clothing for the latest in fashion. We offer various styles of traditional priest robes for the men, and clothing that covers every inch for the women!
A Division of the Trask Family Enterprises
Blair Bewitching Service
Need vengeance in a hurry? Call BBS! We offer a wide variety of vengeance spells, from boils to life-threatening injuries!
Call local manager Angelique Bouchard at 555-0666.
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[lghy] Lori and Goober.
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Trask Debewitching Service
Have you been the victim of a vengeance spell, resulting in anything from boils to life-threatening injuries? TDS feels your pain. We'll do our best to reverse the spell and give you vengeance for the vengeance. You don't pay a dime unless your curse is cured and your witch is barbequed!
A division of the Trask Family Enterprises
The Magic Box
A magic supply store, celebrating its first store in a new fictional universe! We're located directly across from Der Waffel House, adjacent to the Grabbit Kwik.
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The Blair Bewitching Service and the Trask Debewitching Service complement each other nicely. I just hope they don't show up at the same time.
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Collinsport Art Supplies - Charles Delaware Tate, Proprietor
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Undead Strippers
[dancing_skeletons]
Need I say more?
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Some very clever stuff, y'all!
Collinsport Home Accessories - we specialize in unusual clocks and lamps. Shop for that unique piece where the town founders go for inspiration and decorating needs!
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Adam's Plumbing - Will drain all your afflictions.
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Collinsport Guns & Ammo
Featuring a large selection of revolvers, rifles and antique dueling pistols. Silver bullets in stock. Everything you need for nuisance trespassers, prowlers, romantic rivals, artificial creations and lycanthropes.
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Burton Lineage Services
Creates family histories.
Also does history revisions.
Family tree plans available.
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I like it!
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Angie Bouchard, Piano Tuner
Special no hands technique!
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Thanks, Dom--hey, is that you and Diana or Mary and Diana?
And Unc, guess where Angelique learned that from!!!!??
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Thanks, Dom--hey, is that you and Diana or Mary and Diana?
Is this a trick question? [wink2]
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Certainly not Van Cliburn!