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For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« on: August 08, 2002, 07:47:11 PM »
Just found this in a yard sale!

Cuts include:

In The Hair Tonight - duet with Phil Collins

Crystal Ball - duet with Dennis DeYoung

Shiney, Shiney...Like My Hiney - duet with Adam and the Irish Rovers

The Bitch Is Back - duet with Elton John.....[before transplant]

I Dig Rock'n'roll Music [and other body parts] - duet with Peter, Paul and Mary

Get Up [I Feel Like A Sex Machine] - duet with James Brown

What Have I Done To Deserve This - duet with Pet Shop Boys

Pretty Little Head - duet with Paul McCartney

We sing, we dance.....and we don't need pants!

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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2002, 07:52:01 PM »
Is this what one calls a hair raising experience? ::)
It is a good day because I am still ticking!

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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2002, 09:00:46 PM »
that is absolutely hysterical!  Thanks, Ringo.


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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2002, 09:09:33 PM »
looks like that old guy from benny hill....needs a few slaps on the head from ole benny ;D
its a sudden death that i know, my father wrote me to say that, my cousin, uncle jeremiah was, was very disturbed.

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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2002, 09:14:06 PM »
ROTFPIMP!!

Your sense of humor is insane - and I love it! [lghy]

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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2002, 09:51:18 PM »
LOL.. too funny! [lghy]  

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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2002, 10:36:55 PM »
This is too much! You can retire now that you've found this golden oldie.
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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2002, 12:22:12 AM »
LOL! OMG Ringo that's hillarious!

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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2002, 12:33:27 AM »
MORE...MORE...MORE!!! [hello] WOOOOHOO!!! [hello] YEAH...YEAH...YEAH [hello]

Do you take requests, Mr. DJ?

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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2002, 01:04:06 AM »
I don't know how you do it, Ringo.....

You remind me just how old I am (cause I KNOW these songs!!), but make me laugh so hard I don't give a damn.

You're priceless!!!!!
[lghy]  Rainey
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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2002, 01:43:57 AM »
This is just sick! Sick, I tell you! Ringo, you're a cruel human being, sending an innocent horror writer into convulsions of uncontrollable, retching mirth.

Sick.

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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2002, 03:54:25 AM »
ROFL...

Ringo -

You have absolutely outdone yourself!  And ya know what's so great?  It looks authentic.  Least I think it does.  Especially the way the worn marks on the album are on top of the "Jeff Clark" letters.

I'm totally convinced you found this at a yard sale!  Yep!

-CLC   ;)

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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2002, 05:33:40 AM »
<snort!>

I have a few questions for ya, Ringo.  Where did you (pardon the pun) dig that up, whose body IS that, and why is the guy wearing Bruno's clothes??!!

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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2002, 05:46:07 AM »
Unbelievable!  Ringo, your ability to travel between this time band and the "strange and terrifying world of parallel time" is amazing! Or perhaps I should say, the strange and terrifying world of Jeff Clark- soulful singer of lounge lizard lyricism!! 8)

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Re: For Jeff Clark Fans......and music lovers
« Reply #14 on: August 09, 2002, 08:35:38 AM »
                                                 ROTF!!!![/color]

Ringo, this is priceless!! I love it!! [thumb]                            
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