First, this is one of my favorite thread titles ever. But then "Class" is my middle name, either that or "Barf". Wait, it's "Barf", never mind. Short for Barfolomew, the most childish and potty-mouthed of Christ's apostles.
It would be a spoiler to point out the interesting results of this "romance" later on. It's going somewhere, definitely, [spoiler]as is Nick! Nicholas does reveal himself to be spelling Maggie at some point, by the way, to make her come for that ceremony, establishing that he could have been doing that all along...?[/spoiler]