"..there's been a giant hole in the back of her dress for the past 3 weeks."
"..Sandor secretly has a wife & 3 children, two towns over."
"..she would be responsible for babysitting him while the grown ups were having their extended funeral party & he'd just had a litter of Pepsi & a pound of chocolates before he got here."
"..Quentin had bet & lost him in a card game to Sandor & could he call her
'Mommy'?"
"..cousin Barnabas secretly has the HOTS for her!"