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Messages - McTrooper

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Carolyn:  David gave me chocolates one day. 
I asked them what they are called and he said bunny marbles.

2867
Rodger’s cologne Eau De Buzzard was a little strong today.

2868
Roommate: I bet you’ll get all the sardines you could ever want.  And guys will probably fight over you and eat spinach.

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Lol patrickm


2869
Julia was appalled at Chris’s attempt at pretending to carry a box.
Julia:  You’re going to flunk mime school!

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Mrs. Johnson:  So I accidentally put this in the biscuits and they turned out wonderful.  I wanted to buy more, but I found out this is an urn.  Is it wrong to use Mr. Fluffles ashes to make biscuits?

Barnabas:  I’m not a priest Mrs. Johnson, but I’ll keep your secret for a batch of duck blood soup.

2871
feed the local leprechaun for me today?!"

2872
Liz is boxing Burke to see who will own Collinwood.  Boxing ring is set up in the family graveyard.

2874
did Laura sing you lullabies too?

2876
she’s going to make the table cloth crooked

2877
learn ventriloquism or go into competitive yodeling

2879
pigs

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It took me a second to get it, but lol Uncle Roger

2880
tried walking with imaginary crutches