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Episode #0497
« on: May 22, 2006, 12:15:52 AM »
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Re: Episode #0497
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2006, 01:41:33 AM »
MrsJ:  I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
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Re: Episode #0497
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2006, 02:27:01 PM »
MJ: I swear Dr. Hoffman, if just ONE more person puts their coat on that table in the foyer and NOT a hook at the door!  Blammo with the ammo!   >:(
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Re: Episode #0497
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2006, 04:16:01 AM »
Mrs.Johnson: Julia, I've had it up to here!  I don't look like the little old lady on Laugh-in!  I don't!

Julia: Then I guess I shouldn't have started that rumor.

(Laugh-in was a show in the 70's)
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Re: Episode #0497
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2006, 03:57:24 PM »
Mrs. J:  "Yes, I've won the lotto!  No more cooking and cleaning and looking after those awul kids!  And you, Doctor, Hah!  I'd tell you what you could do too if I wasn't such a a lady!"
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Re: Episode #0497
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2006, 01:12:48 AM »
Julia glared in horror at Mrs. Johnson's manic dance, realizing that instead of sedatives, she had given the housekeeper her special triple-dose caffeine pills....
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Re: Episode #0497
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2006, 04:17:28 PM »
Mrs. Johnson: I just don't know WHY I named my son Harry Dr. Hoffman!  I should have known better having married a man named Johnson!
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Re: Episode #0497
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2006, 05:50:28 PM »
Mrs. Johnson:  Darn it.  I forgot to put the holly berries in my special cherry pie.

Julia:  Uhm . . . aren't those poisonous?
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Re: Episode #0497
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2006, 09:44:32 PM »
MrsJ:  "But I thought everyone loved my boiled dinners!"

Julia: "There, there, Mrs. Johnson.  Let me get you a sedative. . ."
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Re: Episode #0497
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2007, 06:49:53 PM »
 :o Mrs. Johnson: That's right, Dr. Hoffman! Roger Collins make one wisecrack too many about my cooking and I stabbed him!

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Re: Episode #0497
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2007, 06:55:20 PM »
Quote from: Alondra on January 20, 2007, 06:49:53 PM
:o Mrs. Johnson: That's right, Dr. Hoffman! Roger Collins make one wisecrack too many about my cooking and I stabbed him!

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Julia: OMG Mrs. Johnson. Did you kill him?  :o
Mrs. J:  NO, when I left he was still laughing...grrr.  >:(
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Re: Episode #0497
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2007, 07:13:54 PM »
Quote from: Alondra on January 20, 2007, 06:49:53 PM
:o Mrs. Johnson: That's right, Dr. Hoffman! Roger Collins make one wisecrack too many about my cooking and I stabbed him!

Julia, I wonder if he lost some hot air.

MrsJ  wouldn't that be a blessing. Yes Yes.

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