I decided to provide a link to this post on "Caption This! - 1840/1841" just in case someone wants to continue the phrase by posting what the delivery guy says:
Gerard: "Wait, wait, I'm not done! So at the Old House, Barnabas is wondering who's knocking at the door at two a.m. Imagine his surprise when he opens the door and there's this delivery guy with twelve pizzas and all of them have garlic! And then the delivery guy says..."
(Please post any completions in this topic and not in the one on "Caption This! - 1840/1841")