Complete this phrase: "Angelexis was royally pissed when she arrived in Maggie's bedroom and found it empty despite the fact that she'd been lured there with the promise that...!!"
"... but because it could be a call from the local society editor to question her claim that if she supposedly graduated from Oxford University, as she claimed, why did he come across a diploma with her name on it for the same year that says she actually graduated from Dummies & Dunces Community College!!"