gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!
Q-man [another Close Talker] is played today by Peter Garrett [of Midnight Oil]
Hermetically sealed, in a mayo jar on Funk and Waganals front porch...
Q-man: charged with abduction [I thought the Abduction Diary started NEXT week!]
The Butterfly of Birth Control: switching is easy and hassle free [a leather whip leaves evidence]
Q-man: 'Last night I dreamed I was wearing a very revealing outfit - are you sure Madonna started this way?
' - Let's do the Parallel Time Warp again
NEVER play a little joke on Barn [What do you call a vampire with a wedgee?]
Both children like the same thing for lunch - tomato soup [a little LSD for Nora, a little rat poison for Jamison]
An escort really isn't necessary [except in Vegas]
[is the Listerene girl the same one as the Dentene Ice girl??? - both worth the time]
Edward is like the common cold
[Q is like gonno-ca-ca-caucus]
We don't wanna get anyone in trouble, but everyone is logged into the DS forum! [our Roman orgy was voted #1]
Either give it to me, or I'll have your brother get it from you [I'll bet he's heard that before!]
You have the most interesting things in your purse
[I'll bet he's said that before!]
'I want you, Beth' [me and the boys will be playing all night]
How can we dance while our beds are burning?
cheers,
Ringo [how unshakably fair I am!!!]
![[jester]](http://www.dsboards.com/SMF/Smileys/classic/jester.gif "Jester")
up next: Forever Shug-Knight in Prison
