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Episode #0569
« on: June 21, 2008, 08:12:42 PM »
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Complete this phrase: "Nicholas was quite startled after Mrs. Johnson informed him of the scandalous news that...!!!"
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Re: Episode #0569
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2008, 06:25:01 PM »
Nicholas was quite startled after Mrs. Johnson informed him of the scandalous news that Cassandra was caught in a rather compromising situation with her son, Harry!!
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Re: Episode #0569
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2008, 01:37:20 AM »
"Nicholas was quite startled after Mrs. Johnson informed him of the scandalous news that someone had sneaked into the kitchen, and incinerated the angel food cake!!!"
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Re: Episode #0569
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2008, 07:15:15 PM »
Mrs. Johnson informed him . . that she used to be a male stripper. 

Mrs. Johnson informed him . . that her famous roast duck was actually roast spam.
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Re: Episode #0569
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2008, 08:15:39 PM »
 [laughing4]  And apparently Nicholas' palate isn't quite as well educated as he'd like people to believe if he can't even tell the difference between duck and Spam!  [spam1]  [lghy]
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Re: Episode #0569
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2008, 11:29:38 AM »
"Nicholas was quite startled after Mrs. Johnson informed him of the scandalous news that his sister's wig had just been found on Sheriff Patterson's head, without his permission!!!"
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Re: Episode #0569
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2008, 04:30:04 PM »
I just had a flashing image of Patterson wearing that wig.  [stfl]
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Re: Episode #0569
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2008, 07:44:20 PM »
(And now the photoshopping begins, by someone who knows how unlike me.... I think I may have stolen that joke now though, maybe from Lydia...)
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Re: Episode #0569
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2008, 04:25:22 AM »
No, Magnus, you didn't steal it from me.  I checked my inventory of jokes, and they're all present and accounted for.
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Re: Episode #0569
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2012, 06:29:51 AM »
She used to be a high priestness named Raxl.
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