Episode #0314

[Mysterious Benefactor]

 

Complete this phrase: "Sarah was shocked when Willie admonished her that little girls such as herself shouldn't go roaming the woods at all hours of the day and night because..."

[Willie]

"...they might run into some guy who just got out of the nut house."

[Midnite]

LOL, Willie!"because...
(singing) Who knows what may
be lurking on the journey?
Into the woods to get the thing
that makes it worth the journeying.  Into the woods..."

(apologies to Sondheim)

[loril54]

"Sarah was shocked when Willie admonished her that little girls such as herself shouldn't go roaming the woods at all hours of the day and night because  If you go out in the woods today,  You'd better not go alone.  It's lovely out in the woods today, But safer to stay at home."

From the Teddy Bears Picnic, Author unknown.

[Uncle Roger]

Sam the Sham was wearing his sheep suit again.